Pisah

Langkah dipercepat mendaki setiap anak tangga di hadapannya. Kaku terdiam bibirnya tidak bermaksud tiada jeritan dan pekikan. Langkah cepatnya dipenuhi usaha sia-sia meninggalkan tapak kaki penyesalan dan kekecewaan yang tidak berirama. Dadanya dicakar-cakar berdarah merobek isi daging busuk yang tinggal cuma sekelumit. Wangian kasih dan rindu ketika itu bukan penghapus busuk amarah yang semakin menebal. Pulangnya ke rumah bukan untuk mencari mimpi indah menipu sebentar rasa celaka. Sekadar mencari teduh lari daripada hujan berasid dan garam yang bakal ditabur di atas lukanya. Semoga luka cepat kering dan tiada parut. Semoga langkahnya selepas ini tidak seperti yang penuh cungap sebentar tadi. Sementara ini cukuplah sahaja merintih menghibur diri.

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Habil dan Qabil

Dari Adam dan Hawa yang diperbuat daripada tanah asalnya kita. Bangsa yang diusir daripada syurga kerana khuldi durjana. Turun ke bumi diseksa 40 hari sebelum bersatu. Dikatakan Ibn Ishaq anak yang lahir daripada kemaluan Hawa ada 40 semuanya dan setiap kali kelahiran itu akan keluar kembar yang berlainan jantina. Yang terkenal cuma si Habil dan Qabil. Si Habil yang tunduk pada perintah Allah. Si Qabil yang ingkar dan angkuh kerana paras rupa kembarnya Iqlima melebihi si Labuda. Kerana wanita kematian manusia pertama terjadi. Keturunan mana satu kita warisi daripada semua kembar keturunan mereka adalah misteri. Tetapi jika aku mampu memilih untuk mengikuti keturunan siapa antara si Habil atau si Qabil, aku memilih untuk mewarisi si Qabil. 

Si sulung yang betul-betul mewarisi kedegilan ayahnya. Si pembunuh pertama dunia. Si dia yang tak bisa tertawa selama 100 tahun lamanya. Si dia manusia ketiga merasa bala daripada Allah yang esa. Si dia yang membunuh berilhamkan iblis pedendam. Si dia yang tidak layak mendapat wahyu dan ilham dan bergurukan si gagak. Si dia yang yang menunjuk bagaimana pengkebumian itu sepatutnya berlaku. Si dia yang bakal menanggung percikan dosa daripada setiap pembunuhan di muka bumi ini. Dan aku, pasti dia yang aku ingin warisi.

# Dah nama pun Habil dah mati. Memang la kau pilih Qabil.

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Lulz of The Day #5

Spot the funniest bottle

# Menthol berganda!

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Lulz of The Day #4

Yup,priceless

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#Tak kelakar jangan gelak

Aku Nak Berhenti Kerja

Oleh kerana gua telah dipaksa dan diperas ugut untuk menyambung cerita berantai dari seorang bapa dan merangkap suami, Irwan, lalu entry ini diciptakan. Walaupun hidup gua sekarang amat bercelaru dan terumbang-ambing kerana anak-anak ayam gua sudah dewasa dan bukan lagi anak-anak seperti dahulu kala. tetapi gua gagahkan jua. Maka dengan rasa terpaksa dan hormatnya gua akan menyambung cerita beliau. Nak buat macam mana kan. Kita budak-budak kena la hormati mereka yang lebih berusia. Dan yang lebih berusia pulak kena la ingat, respect is earned not given. Ini sambungannya.

Irwan

Ada orang tengah nak buang bangkai tauke dia jugak cam aku. Lalu aku tegur lelaki tersebut sambil bertanya beliau adakah beliau sudah makan. Beliau pun menjawab dengan nada suka hati sambil memberitahu bahawa dia sudah pun makan. Maka kami membakar mayat tauke kami secara berjemaah ala pembunuhan kejam Sosilawati Lawiya. Sebelom itu sempat juga aku kebas beberapa keping kad kredit platinum dan berbagai wang dari seluruh pelusuk dunia milik tauke-tauke berkenaan. Selesai sahaja pembakaran yang berbau seperti kacang tanah digoreng, aku pulang bersama lelaki berkenaan. Time inilah aku sempat bertanya nama beliau. Berikut adalah dialog yang berlangsung antara kami berdua.

"Nama apa bang?"

"Najib" jawab beliau yang turut membawa isteri beliau yang berambut kembang seperti singa. 

"Kenapa bunuh tauke tadi bang?" tanyaku sambil takut-takut kerana sedang di jeling manje oleh si rambut kembang.

"Biasalah. Dia degil tak dengar cakap siapa suruh. Dia tu boneka abang je. Abang ni yang tauke. Kau pulak?"

"Semua kerana kapitalis babi lupa diri yang rezeki itu bukan hak mereka semata-mata"

"Abang paham. Abang paham. Abang kapitalis juga, tapi kapitalis baik hati. Kena ingat yang niat tak menghalalkan cara" Balas beliau sambil membuat muka dungu dengan lagak brader-brader.

"Saya baru perasan. Nama abang macam Perdana Menteri Malaysia la. Abang jangan la pulak cakap nama bapak abang Tun Razok" Aku menukar topik kerana malas melayan si dungu yang jahil.

"Haa, tu bapak gua la tu. Adik ni tak perasan ke abang la yang selalu masuk RTM3 tu. Tu yang dekat belakang abang tu laki abang la. Cute tak die?" jawab beliau sambil bermuka bangga dan riak.

"Cute bang. Cute sangat-sangat. Mencanak adik saya ni walaupun penat membunuh tadi" jawabku untuk mengambil hati beliau moga-moga dapat tender sekolah.

"Bedebah punya budak! Laki aku tu! Yang, cekik dia. Kita C4 je budak ni" Jerit beliau.

"Bereh bereh" jawab si perempuan berambut kembang hodoh yang duduk di belakang sambil tersenyum kegirangan.


Akhirnye aku bukan sahaja berhenti bekerja. Aku juga berhenti bernyawa. Sekian.


# Mana ada kapitalis baik hati. Tunjuk sini bukti!

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Annoying Facebook Status

For people who have Facebook account I bet you guys read lots of nauseous, queasiness, annoying and irritating status from all your friends each and everytime you logged in. And I know even your bestfriend do that. Yeah it is true that freedom of speech should be uphold and it is applied in Facebook. But nowadays it seems that everyone is abusing and mistreating their rights to say. 

There is philosopher, attention searcher, spoil brat, location updater, lyricist, politician wannabe n so much more. Everybody wanna be annoying. Even I sometimes did not realise that I have been kinda annoying. Guess annoyance is trending now. So today in the name of annoyance I would like to share the list of annoying Facebook status that I have encountered. For me annoyance is so subjective. I wonder if there is any freedom of not-to-know. I think it is listed under freedom of rights. By the way, unfriend button is created for a reason. Just in case you forgot.

"Kenapa la aku dilahirkan hensem lagi bergaya. Susah nak layan awek-awek selalu ajak dating ni. RIMAS!" (THE ANNOYING BASTERD)

"Mama, nak Blackberry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (THE GO GETTER)

"Chillin at Pavilion with Bedah and Senah." (THE LOCATION UPDATER)

"Moto gua laju, jom main sekilo." (THE REMPIT)

"lolololololololololol" (THE SUDDEN LOLER)

"Life is for people that are tough, cause life is tough and only tough people can live this life." (THE PHILOSOPHER)

"Babi! Pantat! Lancau! Nate! Sunni! Kunji! Pundek! Chu! Amput! Sohai!"
(THE 1Malaysia CURSE)

"Siapa takde kelas esok? Siapa? Siapa? Aku ada satu je" (THE QUESTIONER)

"Arggghhhh!!!" (THE ONE WORD MISTER)

"Sakitnya hati kena dump dengan jantan sial tu.Sumpah tak nak couple lagi"
(THE BOYFRIEND SEARCHER) 

"Hari ini kau datang riang
Tersenyum buatku senang
Kau hias dirimu
Membuat hati bertambah sayang"
(THE LYRICIST)

"............................." (THE DOT MASTER)

"Liverpool will win this year! YNWA" (THE FICTION BELIEVER)

"Ada sesiapa tahu mana nak cari perempuan melayu terakhir?"
(THE KNOWLEDGE SEEKER)

"Just got home from shopping. Zara, Gap, Topshop, Guess, all invaded!" 
(THE SHOPAHOLIC BRAG)

THE WINNER IS

"Menci uh bila owg kap itew uat aket aty, ase nak umbuk jew. ta uke"
(THE PELAT SPELLER)

# It is called status for a reason.

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Lulz of The Day #3

Click on the picture for better view

This is a print screen picture from my previous entry. Im amaze with this comment. Well after all, it is true that we should put History as a compulsory subject to pass SPM. You can check this link to view the comments.

Double Standards in Malaysian Flag

This is Malaysian flag which is look so identical to US flag. Rather than having different meaning for each symbol just like any other flag, this flag carry a little bit of remarkable. The 14 red and white line and the 14 points of the star carry a same meaning which is to show 14 states of Malaysia. Why must two symbols symbolising a same meaning? Is it so important to double highlighting that Malaysia have 14 states? Suddenly I realise that this a symbol of redundant, and superfluous. I'm being redundant here. too. lol.  Two symbols carrying a meaning show that Malaysia practice double standards. No wonder Malaysia is  so known for its double-standard standards. They already have subliminal message in their flag. This is what guide my brain to understand this redundant symbol of Malaysia. Thanks to obefiend.

Thanks to obefiend.

 p/s: Like most people my age, I just existed.

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Parameswara, Melayu

Parameswara. credit to Google.

Parameswara adalah tidak lebih daripada seorang yang tidak mengenang budi dengan membunuh Temagi yang telah memberi perlindungan untuk tinggal di Temasik setelah si penakut Parameswara melarikan diri dari Srivijaya. Menggunakan Islam sebagai medium untuk memajukan Melaka dan bukan kerana tertarik dengan Islam semata-mata. Parameswara ini bukan saja 'usurper' tetapi juga seorang pengamal  'realpolitik' yang licik hingga Maharaja Cina dan Raja Pasai menjadi sekutu Melaka sebagai perlindungan dari ancaman Siam dan Majapahit. Melayu?

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Cross, Crucifix, Rood

Tell me something. if your mother was beaten to death with a hammer, will you start wearing the symbol of hammer to show remembrance of your mother?

Of course not. Because it's symbolising  the murder of your mother. Death!

Roman Catholic (Eastern and Western Rite Catholics), Eastern Orthodox, Coptic, Anglican and Lutheran Christians generally use the crucifix in public religious services. They believe the crucifix is in keeping with Scripture, which states that “we preach Christ crucified: a stumbling block to Jews and foolishness to Gentiles”

Some Protestants disapprove of the use of the crucifix as opposed to the "empty" cross on general aniconic grounds, or because they prefer to show the absence of Jesus Christ's body to symbolize the Resurrection.

Are they being worshipers of the cross because Christians used to swear by the power of the cross. Let us take some time and read more about cross, crucifix and rood.

credit to Wikipedia

# I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

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Indonesia-Malaysia

• Both Islamic country
• Both looking for war
• Both stupid
• Both suffering from capitalism
• Both have non-stop serious corruption
• Both a third world country
• Both struggling to protect their own identity
• Both suffering from serious nationalism
• Both have their own obnoxious NGO
• Both have a never ending confrontation 

p/s: read in rhyme


Picture credit to Google

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Reasons for owning a Perodua

1. You are broke and sold your car, but need a cheap one to get around. A Perodua is the perfect car if your current situation is like the one described.

2. It's better than Proton. now THAT'S a very solid reason. For now though. 

3. You are careful with money but dumb. This reason is not as common as the first one, but it can happen. So be wary that you don't become a statistic.

4. You like driving around in a box on four wheels. if so.. it is recommended you drive with a paper bag on your head. note: it is not necessary to cut holes for your eyes so you can see. you cannot control the car anyways

5. You have too much money and wanna burn some. but burning is no fun apparently. You wanna buy some Perodua Klearlisux or KennyG or dat new "mywee" juz to stack them up and knock them down

6. You work for Perodua, which probably means you are broke, and are given a Perodua as a company car. Most Perodua employees often come to work late despite getting up very early in the morning. They are also the main reason why Malaysian highways are always jammed.

7. Your parent buy you one. nah, your parents don't really like you, do they? Go and kill them now!

8. You in the other hand, thinks that Perodua is really cool!!!. Now, you better see your doctor to check your insanity!

9. Your children are being held hostage

10. You had one too many at a pub and figured you need a backup vomit bucket

11. You Are Ah Beng

12. You have been hypnotised by the Perodua corporation

13. You will go to any lengths to bring glory to the Malaysian economy

14. You're GAY

15. It cant be much worse compare to Proton. 

Credit to Uncyclopedia

Adolph Hitler and the Muslim Revisionist Bullshit

The truth about Hitler's "Islamic tendencies"
 
Following the link I came upon a Facebook entry about Hitler supposedly pro-Islamic views . The blog entry then implores Muslims to start seeing Hitler as not the villain as we know him today, but as a hero to be admired. The author who is allegedly an Arab, gave four reason why Hitler is one of the good guys. I was immediately appalled by this revisionist bullshit. How can you whitewash the crimes committed by a man who killed over 6 million people between 1939-1945? The answer is you can’t. Let me tell you the story of Adolph and at the same time debunking the “apologist” views of this unnamed Arab writer

Due to the TL:DR nature of this topic I will only tackle 3 of the major points. Let's begin.

HITLER QUOTED FROM THE KORAN AND ALLEGEDLY PROCLAIMED ALLAH IS GOD

So what if he took some verses from the Koran in his speeches? In Malaysia we have Muslim politician using verses from the Koran to gain political mileage. The most overused Koranic verse used by our politicians is from Surah Yasin

“Kun fayakun”

Fuck me! Can you guys please use a different verse? Ok I knowlah the only part of the Koran that you know how to read is probably only THE YASSIN (mengaku la der.. gua pun baca Yasin je. Takyahlah munafik sangat claim A'lim) . But that does not mean you can recycle this verse over 9000 times per year. Hitler might have quoted a different verse, but the reason of using them in his speeches was the same. It was to pander to the fools whose opinions were easily manipulated . The sad reality is in politics nothing is sacred. You can use and abuse religion to further your political agenda. Mahathir and his goons love quoting the Koran to condemn Anwar’s alleged buttfucking habits. The dumb religious conservatives in Malaysia predictably swallowed the propaganda hook, line and sinker.

“Mahadeath ambil contoh dari cerita nabi Luth.. mesti betul ni! Takkan pemimpin Islam berani main-mainkan cerita dari Al Quran!”

Last week if you guys can remember I wrote about Peter Popoff who used verses from the Bible to sell his bullshit miracle cures. In Malaysia we have Ustaz Putar Alam pulling the same scam using the Holy Koran.

Now let me ask you an honest question ladies and gentlefaggots. Would you forgive Popoff and Ustaz Putar Alam because they quoted verses from their respective holy books? I have a feeling most of you would crucify them rather than forgive their despicable act. The act of duping thousands of desperately sick people (most of it terminal) of their hard earned money is simply unforgivable. Hitler in the other hand killed millions and if you can’t forgive Popoff and Putar Alam why must you forgive Hitler?


HITLER ALLOWED THE MUSLIM BOSNIAN NAZIS TO PRAY 5 TIMES A DAY

Oh whoopee doo! The great murdering cunt allowed Muslim to pray so he must be a respected? Again this is grade A horse shit. What’s the big deal really? George W Bush also allowed Muslim soldiers in American Army to perform their prayers . I don’t think there is a Muslim who would dare write an article defending Dubya's actions post 911.

How about the Japanese conquerors of Malaya? What did they do when they invaded the peninsula? They retained the Sultan as an Islamic figurehead. The Japanese knew after years of spying that the Malays are very religious people. The Sultan function as the head of Islam must therefor be respected. By retaining the head of Islam, the Malays won’t rise against their new colonial master. This was not done out of reverence towards Islam but out of convenience.

I suspect Hitler also did his homework. Allowing Muslim Nazis to pray will be good for morale and allow Hitler to get on their good side. Again this was not out of respect of Islam, it was out of convenience. Hitler was planning to move south and conquer the Middle East after defeating Russia.This was was part of the grand plant of connecting the Third Reich with the Japanese Empire in the east. Hitler also already knew about Arab resentment towards the British rule. We also know that by 1944 Germany was running out of German recruits to sustain an invasion force. By allowing Muslims from the Balkans to join their army, they could solve this problem. Hitler would be a fool for not doing so.

So there you go. He allowed them to pray so he can use them for his own nefarious plans. The Balkan Handschar SS division is nothing more but a pawn to be used by Hitler. Must we respect Hitler for treating Muslims as mere canon fodders?


HITLER AND THE MUFTI

The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem was a desperate man when he gained an audience with Hitler on the 28th of November 1941. Germany at that time was winning the war with only the British Isle left to be conquered in Europe. Haj Amin Al Husayni was a very interesting fellow. He was the descendant of the Prophet and was very well respected figure in the Arab community. When he was the Grand Mufti he oversaw major restoration of Masjidil Aqsa. As his influence grew he became more political and actively campaigned for Arab independence from the Brits. When the Arabs fought against the Turks and aligned themselves with the allied in World War I, they were promised independence by the British. Brits being the lying fuckers that they are, refuse to fulfil the promise after the war. This along with the Balfour Declaration created huge resentment inside the Arab world.

When Haj Amin saw Britain in the brink of PWNAGE by the Nazis he immediately saw an opportunity. If he aligned himself with the Krauts , they in turn would help the Arabs gain independence and solve the “Jewish problem” in Palestine. Haj Amin was treated like a head of state by the German and Italian government. During his meeting with Hitler, he was also promised the position of “Leader of the Arabs” when the Axis eventually reaches the Middle East. Haj Amin then toured Europe as part of the Nazi propaganda and gave speeches condemning world Jewry. For his troubles he was given a salary by the Axis. In one radio broadcast on March 1944 he famously said;

“Arabs , rise as one man and fight for your sacred right. Kill the Jews wherever you find them. This pleases God, history and religion”

According to most historians, Haj Amin was naive and was used by the Axis as propaganda tool. He believed the VERBAL assurance given by Hitler to help the Arab independence movement. Problem was, Mussolini wanted the Arab Peninsula and North Africa all by himself. Italy already colonised Libya and Il Duce wanted more. There is no way in hell Hitler would fulfil his promises to Haj Amin and deny Mussolini's grand intention. Further still Hitler ranked the Arabs lower than the Jews in his racial hierarchy (Arabs are also Semites in case you forget). Some historians believe that the Arabs would suffer the same consequences as the Poles, Gypsies, Homosexuals, Romanians,Jehovah Witnesses , Masons and Jews if they conquered the Middle East.

At the end of the day Grand Mufti Haj Amin was manipulated by Hitler and became a willing instrument of Nazi propaganda. All the promises given to Haj Amin were merely verbal to appease him. In his desperation to solve the Palestinian problem Haj Amin bet the farm and lost it. After the war ended he was branded as a Nazi Sympathiser.

Hitler actually used Haj Amin to help Mussolini colonise North Africa and Arab Peninsula.


CONCLUSION
The revisionist Facebook posting is full of outright bullshit. The author saw Hitler action as favourable to Islam without considering Hitler’s ulterior motives. There is no way in hell anyone could defend what Hitler did between 1939 and 1945. The fact that the author used his “Islamic tendencies” as a way to rewrite history is just shameful. Why are there still Muslims obsessed with whitewashing Hitler atrocities? Seeing White Supremacist doing so is already laughable at its own right but when “Brown Neo Nazis” are also doing it, I feel like slapping them with my dick.


SUMMARY
Remember these dear readers;

• Hitler ranked the Arabs lower than the Jews (Arab was given the ranking of 14th below the Jews) – Arabs would also face the Final Solution if Axis won the war
• Hitler was a Catholic. He had no love for “heretical” Islam
• Hitler was BFF with Bennito Musolini – He would help Italy invade the Middle East not liberate them from the Brits
• Hitler was a master manipulator and a politician – every word he uttered must not be taken at its face value.

This is what i got from obefiend blog. Credits to obefiend.

Now you do the math. It is all up to you reader to believe to what you want to believe. You have the rights.

# One side of the story is so not just!