Kenapa Wan Azizah Tak Tunjuk Jam Omega?

Sidang media telah dilakukan oleh isteri Anwar Ibrahim iaitu Wan Azizah bersama Karpal Singh, Nurul Izzah serta Kahlid Ibrahim siang tadi sebagai respond kepada penyiaran video seks yang didakwa menunjukkan Anwar Ibrahim melakukan hubungan seks dengan seorang amoi yg boleh tahan. Apabila wartawan bertanyakan mengenai di mana jam berjenama Omega milik Anwar Ibrahim yang didakwa hilang di dalam sebuah bilik hotel, soalan itu menimbulkan rasa tidak puas hati Wan Azizah, keluarga dan beberapa pemimpin yang hadir dalam sidang media itu. Nak tahu kenapa Azizah tak nak tunjuk jam tu?

Sila maklum bahawa jawapan kepada persoalan di atas yang bakal anda ketahui selepas ini telah di deduce kan atau dijelaskan oleh seorang kanak-kanak yang masih belum baligh. Sekian harap maklum.

Kerana pihak Anwar Ibrahim adalah tidak bodoh. Hal ini demikian kerana, pihak Anwar Ibrahim sudah boleh membaca taktik fabricating evidence yang bakal dilakukan oleh musuh mereka. Taktik fabricating evidence ini hanya boleh dilakukan apabila model dan bentuk fizikal jam berjenama Omega itu dikenalpasti oleh musuh mereka. Maka, keengganan Wan Azizah untuk menunjukkan jam tersebut adalah kerana tidak mahu musuh Anwar akan dapat mengenalpasti akan model jam tersebut dan fabricate a proof seperti resit pembelian atau apa sekali pun yang mampu menunjukkan wujudnya pembelian jam tersebut yang bertarikh setelah tarikh pendedahan yg dilakukan Datuk T beberapa minggu lepas. 

Tak paham? Ini ada satu contoh.

Apabila Wan Azizah tunjuk jam berkenaan pada wartawan maka musuh Anwar akan tahu apakah model jam berkenaan, dengan itu mereka akan senang-senang membuat satu resit pembelian jam yang sama model dengan yang dimiliki Anwar dan resit berkenaan akan menunjukkan tarikh pembelian yang semestinya bertarikh selepas tarikh pendedahan yang dilakukan Datuk T. Maka resit ini akan mampu menyangkal kenyataan Wan Azizah yang mengaku bahawa jam tersebut didalam simpananya dan tidak hilang. 

Kemudianya, Wan Azizah akan pula dituduh membeli jam yang sama model seperti jam yang dilaporkan hilang setelah jam itu dilaporkan hilang dan Datuk T pula akan tiba-tiba mengadakan sidang media untuk menunjukkan jam Omega yg berada dlm simpanan mereka yg pada mulanya didakwa hilang dalam bilik hotel berkenaan. Jam yang bakal ditunjukkan oleh Datuk T berkenaan sudah pasti seiras dan sama seperti yang ditunjukkan Wan Azizah. Maka musuh Anwar bukan sahaja mampu menunjukkan jam yang sama bahkan dapat menunjukkan resit yang bakal menyangkal kenyataan Wan Azizah.
 

Kesimpulanya, ada sebab kenapa Wan Azizah tidak mahu menunjukkan jam Omega tersebut kepada pihak media. Kalau tak paham lagi kenapa, baca la banyak-banyak kali alasanya di atas. Budak-budak belum baligh pun boleh pikir semua benda ni. Apa lah nak jadi dengan Malaysia ni. Takkan nanti budak 10tahun dibenarkan bertanding pilihanraya pulak.

# Boleh percaya ke budak ni? Mengarut je lebih.

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EPIC: Leaked Anwar Ibrahim Sex Video

Ini merupakan leaked video seks Anwar Ibrahim. Orang ckp ni part three punya je. Entah la. Tapi tak ada pun adegan seks dalam video ni. Cuma ada seorang amoi, manusia berupa seiras Anwar Ibrahim serta seorang manusia melakonkan watak bapak ayam. Mungkin motif terdedah nya video ni sebab nak tunjuk yang betul-betul ada manusia berwajah seiras Anwar Ibrahim dalam video terbabit. Biasalahkan, pilihanraya Sarawak dah dekat. Ini kan Malaysia sebuah negara yang banyak pilihanraya kecil, taktik ni semua memang senang-senang je nak di-deduce kan oleh seorang kanak-kanak yang belum baligh mcm gua. Besar punya frame gua bg ni. Enjoice guys!

# Macam Anwar Ibrahim tak?

Warisan Merdeka Skyscrapper Review

SkyCRAPper

• This is epic, Najib want to  compete with Mahathir and leave a monument too. Mahathir with KLCC, now Najib with Warisan Merdeka. Who's going to win?

• There are concerns, however, that Kuala Lumpur could suffer a commercial property glut as a result of numerous ambitious real estate development plans, such as the RM26 billion KL Financial District, the 161-ha Sungai Besi Airport, and the 25.2-ha Matrade world trade centre in Jalan Duta.

• WTF is Merdeka Tower? To prove we have merdeka? Sounds so amput stupid, najib consultant too stupid to think of a creative name? 

• Build triplet towers la, so you got the tallest triplet towers in the world. No contenders. 

• Dr M office at 88th floor of KLCC, Najib wants to look down to him from the 100th floor

• If lower than Burj Khalifa, then consider fail.

• Bet the tower will look like no '1' as in 1Malaysia...hmmm 

• Cronies need money lar.. overbudget runs till RM 5 bil.. 

• Yeah, let's congest KL!

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New Proton And Review

“WHAT THE FUCK?! Need to replace the fucking gearbox again? Fuck man! This is the fucking... shit I fucking lost count how many times I've replaced the fucking gearbox for my Proton Chancellor ”

~ Tun Mahathir whining about his Proton car gearbox to Proton's service advisor

“WHAT THE FUCK?! Need to replace the fucking gearbox again? Fuck man! I just stopped driving this car (Proton Chancellor) already and just leave it at home. Why still need to change gearbox? What the fuck, right? ”

~ Tun Mahathir still whining about his Proton car gearbox to Proton's service advisor

“Fuck it lah. If they're involved in an accident and die then that's their problem lah. They die because they are weak. I don't give a shit and we won't, I repeat, we won't put airbag in our cars.”

~ Proton CEO before he decide to include airbag in all Proton cars.

“Mana ada bocor? Proton Perdana saya pun bocor tiap-tiap bulan!”

~ Bung Moktar Radin from Kinabatangan comment about his Proton Perdana

“Why would i buy a Proton when i could buy a real car. Like a KIA.”

~ "Enlightened" kid

“Kereta ini kereta Malaysia, you tak suka, you keluar dari Malaysia!”

~ Badruddin Amiruldin, on people who modified a Proton back to Mitsubishi

“I don't think Proton car is rubbish, as a matter in fact, our Ploton car is even better than Frawd, Shitvrolet, Mar-Sir-Lee BENG, Toyoduck, Mitubishit, Fucklari or Lembukini !!!”

~ Proton CEO

“What the hell !!! Are you stupid ???!!! Why should we produce high quality cars? Malaysian still will buy our car one, even though our great Proton cars are no quality (not low quality) because our car is the cheapest in Malaysia. We just need to produce low quality cars for Malaysian is enough lah, why waste money on doing QC and R&D? ”

~ Proton CEO roared fiercely to the Proton Engineer who wish to improve the cars' quality

“The government is scouring all avenues to bring about Proton's financial recovery and enable its products to be globally competitive. ”

~ Datuk Seri Dr Hilmi Yahaya in his dream

“Do this have a pu$$y magnet? ”

~ Borat, looking for a car to travel all the way from KL to Sabah.

“You don't know cars, you shut up lah! ”

~ Proton CEO roared fiercely to Mitsubishi, Toyota, Nissan, Mercedes, BMW, Porsche during Shanghai International Car Exhibition

“If you have a crash in one of these, you would be seriously fatally killed...to death ”

~ Jeremy Clarkson, on the Proton Arena's NCAP crash test result, in which the car crumpled vertically.

“Malaysians must drive protons, each person must have at least 3 protons in their garage, only I can shove my fat ass around in a Porshces Gayenne ”

~ Mahathir.

“Actually I only drive proton because Najis threatened to C4 me and my family if I don't. ”

~ A traumatized Malaysian citizen.

“Hey isn't that dangerous? Taking spyshots of Proton cars with the mobile phone and posting it up on Paul Tan's website? That's literally using mobile phone while driving. ”

~ Captain Obvious on Paul Tan posting up spyshots of Proton cars by readers.

“Plotong has fucked my ass hard enough due to their faulty suspension, and I thought I have lost my virginity! ”

~ Some porn star

Credit to Uncyclopedia

Reasons for owning a Perodua

1. You are broke and sold your car, but need a cheap one to get around. A Perodua is the perfect car if your current situation is like the one described.

2. It's better than Proton. now THAT'S a very solid reason. For now though. 

3. You are careful with money but dumb. This reason is not as common as the first one, but it can happen. So be wary that you don't become a statistic.

4. You like driving around in a box on four wheels. if so.. it is recommended you drive with a paper bag on your head. note: it is not necessary to cut holes for your eyes so you can see. you cannot control the car anyways

5. You have too much money and wanna burn some. but burning is no fun apparently. You wanna buy some Perodua Klearlisux or KennyG or dat new "mywee" juz to stack them up and knock them down

6. You work for Perodua, which probably means you are broke, and are given a Perodua as a company car. Most Perodua employees often come to work late despite getting up very early in the morning. They are also the main reason why Malaysian highways are always jammed.

7. Your parent buy you one. nah, your parents don't really like you, do they? Go and kill them now!

8. You in the other hand, thinks that Perodua is really cool!!!. Now, you better see your doctor to check your insanity!

9. Your children are being held hostage

10. You had one too many at a pub and figured you need a backup vomit bucket

11. You Are Ah Beng

12. You have been hypnotised by the Perodua corporation

13. You will go to any lengths to bring glory to the Malaysian economy

14. You're GAY

15. It cant be much worse compare to Proton. 

Credit to Uncyclopedia

How Popular Tech Companies Got Their Names

Apple Computers

Apple is the favourite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 O'clock. What a dumb colleague.

CISCO

It is not acronym as popularly believed. It is short term for San Francisco which located in USA.

Compaq

This name was formed by using COMp, for computer, and PAQ to denote a small integral object. Yeah right. Compaq is not as small as it was named.

Corel

The name was derived from founder's name Dr. Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland REsearch Laboratory. Why don't they just name it COW?

Google

The name started as a joke boasting about the amount of information the search engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders-Stanford graduate student Sergery Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google'

Hotmail

Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sbeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letter "html"-the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective upper casing.

Hewlett Packard

Bill Hewlet and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded be called Hewlett Packard or Packard Hewlett.

Intel

Bob Noyce and Gordon Moorwanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce' but that was already a trademark by a hotel chain so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.

Lotus

Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from 'The Lotus Position' or 'Padmasana'. Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

Microsoft

Coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on.

Motorola

Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radio for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola. Never trust the hollywood. Night At The Museum 2 is full of lies. Except the Illuminati parts.

ORACLE

Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the CIA. The code name for the projest was called oracle(the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such). The project eventually was terminated but Larry and Bob decided to bring the project to the world.

Sony

It is originated from the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound and 'sonny' a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster.

SUN

Founded by 4 Stanford University buddies, SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network.

Yahoo!

The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book 'Gulliver's Travels". It represent a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos.

Stupid But It Was Good Effort

 This a video that was made by my brother. Stupid but yet creative. A little more knowledge would help improve the quality. The video which suppose to be a trailer of something of what-the heck-i-don't-bother didn't have any climax but the intro is good. Ignore the the plot just wait for the WANTED like ending.

 How was it. Check on their channel for more funny and stupid video.

The New Audi D7 Concept Car

Here’s a pretty cool post, stumbled upon it on Fubiz.

The new concept car by Audi.
I love the first three pictures, the neons in the dark and the car line are simply beautiful.

Not too bad still.
What do car lovers and designers think??