Khurafat Khurafat

Setelah entry dan kritikan serta komen gua mengenai filem Khurafat disiarkan di Beautifulnara.com, gua mendapati pengkomen-pengkomen di Beautifulnara amatlah kelakar dan menghiburkan hati gua. Gua dicemuh dan diludah dengan kata-kata yang amat menggelikan hati. Gua juga di label anti Melayu dan juga anti industri perfileman tempatan. Setakat ni gua malas nak respond dekat semua komen-komen yang bernas dan juga amat tidak bernas yang wujud di sana. Malahan gua juga amat malas untuk kembali semula me-respond kepada komen-komen dekat entry gua tu.

Hujung minggu ni gua buat entry yang tak special untuk respond kepada peng-komen-peng-komen yang wujud di sana. Setakat ini gua amat sibuk melayan kerenah anak-anak ayam yang gua bela. Biasalahkan, gua ni bersekolah lagi. Baligh pun belum. Makan minum pun mak bapak yang sediakan. Balik sekola nak kena buat homework. Lepas tu nak kena bagi anak-anak ayam gua makan. Nak pergi main bola lagi. So masa gua nak ber-blogging ni kurang. Jadi sesiapa yang cakap gua ni di upah oleh Farid Kamil untuk menulis entry sedemikian rupa ataupun menuduh yang gua ni sebenarnye Farid Kamil, semua tu salah. 

Gua kalau Farid Kamil upah gua jadi hero filem Samseng Jalanan pun, gua akan tolak. Gua mana ade lesen nak bawak motor. Gua sunat pon belom. Ape daa! Lagipon gua ni banyak duit. Tak payah nak upah-upah gua suruh buat entry kutuk filem Skop Production. Gua ni bapak ayam. Gua dah kaya jual anak-anak ayam gua. Budak-budak kecik mana boleh pegang duit banyak-banyak. Gua cuma rakyat Malaysia yang teraniaya dan mempunyai pendapat sendiri. So for this time being. Enjoice with all these comments. These is just few. Compare the red and the white.

* aku sure ni mesti farid kamil…x yah la ko nak kutuk si samsol ni sebab kalo orang tak suke x de lah filem ni box – office….sah2 ko ni farid kamil atau pun sekutu die…

* I don’t think it’s farid kamil. cara ckp pun mcm pompuan.. “read my lips” lah, “CLICHE” lah. hanya pompuan je yg ckp gitu. tak pun yg beraspirasi utk jadi pompuan (no offense to them). tp point nye, bukan org laki lah ckp gaya gini. So tak mungkin lah farid kamil. nak tuduh pun agak2 la

* kan.. nmpak sgt dengki.. khurafat tu best je.. sebok je pemgirim email tu nk suruh org berfikir.. org tgk wayang nk release tension bukannya nk berfikir adoii..

* betul..kalo nak suh orang pikir, baik masuk kls critical thinking ^^

* TAK KIRA LAH CLICHE KE..APE KE…YANG PENTING MAK SYOK..ANAK2 MAK MENJERIT DALAM PANGGUNG.
DAH NAMA PUN ‘ENTERTAINMENT..BUKANNYA ‘EDUCATION’ !!!
Kalu nak suruh orang pikir, tak payah tengok filem..ambik jew SPM lagi sekali..ambik paper Add Maths sekali! Kan?

* baru tak baru. filem dah dua tiga jugak yg dia buat. bapak plak produser terkenal. anyway, sbg penonton, kita nak kata filem tu best sbb mmng best. bukan sebab kesian dia tu org baru. kat hollywood ke bollywood ke chinawood ke indonwood ke whatever wood la, mana ada org suka filem tu sebab kesian org tu baru. atau tak nak kritik filem tu sebab kesian produser baru. persoalannya satu je: bagus atau tidak filem tu? caner la nak bersaing dgn bangsa lain kalau mentaliti mcm ni

* Aku tak fikir dia hentam citer Melayu, tapi suh kuar dari klise….dan malas…Dia bukan main hentam sebarangan, tapi bagi tips secara tak langsung, so len kali Syamsul or sesape boleh perbaiki…ni lah Melayu, orang bagi pandangan kritis, dia kata kondem lak…

* Bagi aku,kira ader kelainan la produk si syamsul nie..kalau filem malaysia nie buat,ader saja x kena…penulis tanya hospital mana yg wat shooting sbb selalu blackout….tp,aku nie pun peminat citer hantu luar negara gak,boleh katakan majoriti suma crita antu tu dok dlm blackout ataupn lampu samar2….jd kalau penulis tu pn minat filem korea ker jepun ker, xkan x penah tgk? Aku syorkan si penulis nie gi wat research lain ngn filem luar negara. Xyah dok sembang lebih2 kalau pengetahuan ko tu pn cetek…

* masih ternanti2 citer hantu yg xmembosankan dan lebih real, xkirala dari dalam atau luar negara (esp dlm negara la). bila tempat tu sepatutnya cerah, biarla cerah, kalau pandai buat citer tetap seram gak walau dalam terang

* tu la dia….sebelum syamsul buat citer seram byk pengarah buat citer seram mostly gagal pasal kurang research….jadi by the time syamsul nak buat citer seram he should aware of the mistakes yg pengarah lain buat…. ‘the cliche’ part especially…. memang la pengkritik di atas tu is a bit too detail and too direct….tapi mana yg dia kata betul tu kita kena terima la… its not dengki but an opinion as a viewer… any of you guys here yg rasa citer khurafat ni the best ever boleh jugak hantar komen kat nara and puji melambong pe… its pandangan masing2 la…

* pd aku ok je citer 2, antu mmg la kuar dlm gelap. Terang benderang antu mne nk 2juk muka dia yg hodoh 2…. Pk la dlu sblm komen… lgpn da nme nya antu, mstilah hodoh sbb org jahat2 je yg mati jd antu. Org baik2 mati dlm iman, makanya xla jd antu… yenadee!!!

* Komen aku buat pengomen khurafat ni plak
1)u r very TYPICAL MALAY THINKER
2)komen di atas lebih berbentuk menghina..
3)mayb khurafat tak 100% perfect but totally satisfied compared to other movies
4)KUTIPAN speak LOUDER than ur RUBBISH Comment
Read my lips
J.E.L.E.S

* Adus orang melayu oiiii, mamat ni bukan kutuk citer melayu, dia bagi komen membina. Tu la korang, bila orang cakap melayu ni takleh terima kritikan korang marah. Tapi tu la hakikatnya. Setiap benda ada pros and cons nyer. Budak ni bagi idea camna nak mantapkan citer in da future. Kisah apa si syamsul tu duk kira duit ker tak. Itu dah rezeki dia la. Kita ni sebagai penggemar filem kalau benda tu cliche then cakap la cliche tak payah la takut nak bersuara. MemAng citer ni ada yg best tapi yang karut tu lagi banyak. Citer orang putih pun ramai jer org kritik. So apa masalahnya kalau jadi pengkritik, takkan semua org nak cium bontot. Disebabkan benda camni la melayu x maju

* Hmm, amek la yang positif daripada komen tu. Maybe mamat tu ada terlanjur skit. Tapi napa ada yang suruh dia buat movie, tu bukan kerja dia. Tu kerja syamsul. Dia hanya bagi kritikan. Hadoila melayu, tak boleh kritik langsung. Tu la kalau dari kecik sampai besar duk kat malaysia jer. Takder sapa nak agungkan citer barat, banyak jer citer barat sangat hampeh, contohnya macam citer buried tu. Ni bukan masalah melayu dengki melayu, bukak la skit pemikiran kita, dia just nak pembikin citer melayu ni lebih berhati hati buat filem and buat research betul. Ni menunjukkan penonton citer melayu pun dah pandai menilai sesuatu karya seni. Korang duk kutuk pengkritik ni, so korang pun sama la asyik duk menjatuhkan orang lain. Tu hak dia nak kritik, yang positif kita amek, yang negatif tu maybe dia terlanjur. Adoila, sampai bila2 pun pemikiran orang melayu memang hampeh

* hahaha…..dussssh…elo malaysian..bangsa melayu ni dah la x seramai mana..cuba la sokong sikit bangsa kita, semua orang ada kelebihan dan kelemahan… comment bagus tapi kenapalah berunsur marah dan dengki… kelakar la …relaks la beb… faham sudah la.. industri filem kita.. x kisah pun kalau nak komen.. tapi sebagai anak melayu.. adoi..sedih..malu…macam mana la bangsa melayu nak maju kalau macam ini lu orang punya perangai… sedih sedih sedih….

* alamak wey, ko bgs sgt ke ni? boleh ke buat filem nih? kau sorang je yg komen over2! kau jealous sbnrnya kan? ok la sng cite we all ni sbg peminat filem, x de masa nk check sume tu! kau ni aku ingat mesti ada bau2 bcg dgn industri ni kan? dah la wey x yah la dengki klau kau melayu support je sudah la..x yah byk bunyi! ni kan industri perfileman kita! klau kau dh ckp mcmtu maknanya kau ludah kat bangsa kau sendiri! budus la kau!

* TV1 Hantu mengilai
TV2 Hantu mengilai
TV3 Hantu mengilai
TV9 Hantu mengilai
Astro Hantu mengilai
Panggong Wayang Hantu mengilai
Dah trend cerita Hantu mengilai
Naik bosan dan muak
Udah2 la tu buat cerita Hantu
Kesian budak2 kecik
Naik Takut Dalam Rumah pun Takut

* motto filem melayu;
1. filem kita wajah kita.so filem hantu wajah macam hantula.
2.filem ni lain dari yg lain. mm lain sbb tukar pelakun,tukar nama hantu,tukar tok bomoh pada ustaz, tukar nama hantu dr raya posa ka raya haji,
3. ada pengajaran . supaya kita sama mempercayai kuatnya ilmu hitam,gunakan ilmu hitam nk cepat cantik, nak bodohkan laki.
4. at least hujung2 ada gak ustaz dtg baca quran nk halau hantu2.

#Kenapa nilai kejayaan di ukur dengan nilai wang ringgit?

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Movie: Khurafat

Damn! Gua tertipu dengan member-member gua. Gua kena lipat. Gua ditaburkan dengan segala macam puji-pujian yang mengatakan filem Melayu sudah maju, dah boleh buat bukit tulis Malaywood, boleh masuk pasaran Iran, Syamsul bakal jadi Michael Bay yang pandai rapping dan bermacam lagi. Rupanya itu semua omongan dan kesarkastikan yang tercipta dari mulut-mulut si durjana yang menabur racun rumpai untuk membunuh citarasa gua. Gua ni memang mudah ditipu. Lalu gua dengan tidak sengaja telah menonton filem ini akibat ticket free yang sukar ditolak. Damn! The story is way too cliche. C.L.I.C.H.E.

Apa punye Syamsul, si Jasmay dah ternganga dah tu

Nama cerita ini sepatutnye ditukarkan kepada nama yang lebih sesuai seperti Syirik Si Syamsul Pembantu Perubatan ataupun Jangan Pandang Atas atau Tepi. Terlalu terang, nyata dan lagi bersuluh cerita ini amat jauh untuk dikaitkan dengan istilah dan nama KHURAFAT kerana kebanyakkan kejadian yang berlaku dlm filem ini lebih memaparkan kejadian syirik dan bukanye khurafat. Fine, lu punye cerita, lu punye suke nak letak tajuk ape kan. Gua tahu lu dah dapat juta-juta lemon. Tapi, nampak sangat Syamsul mengelak untuk meniru gaya Si Ahmad Idham iaitu musuh beliau kerana semua hantu tak reti datang daripada belakang. Kebanyakkan hantu datang daripada depan, tepi atau atas. Maybe sebab akhirnye hantu-hantu sedar manusia takde side mirror dan dorang sedar main belakang tu haram. Lagipun hantu-hantu pun bosan dah muncul dari belakang, C.L.I.C.H.E.

Bunyi saspen ------------->>> Hantu muka tak siap plastic surgery

Seperti cerita-cerita seram keluaran syarikat produksi Malaysia yang lain, cerita Khurafat ini terlalu dan amatlah terlalu banyak menggunakan elemen terkejut dan bermain dengan muzik saspen yang sehingga kini tidak lagi sesaspen mana dan menjadi bahan saspen olok-olok dalam kalangan pengusaha filem tempatan. Elemen bunyi saspen yang disertakan dengan hantu wanita yang suka main cak-cak amatlah bosan dan menghampakan. 

Lagi satu, hantu yang sepatutnye menghantui si Syamsul adalah hantu lelaki dan bukan hantu bertetek berambut panjang suka memeluk lelaki kerana minyak dagu ataupun minyak senyonyong yang diperolehi Syamsul adalah daripada mayat seorang lelaki. Bak kata tok bomoh Latif Borgiba, roh yang ada didalam badan minah clubbing tersebut adalah dari mayat lelaki tersebut. Isn't it obvious that the ghost should be a male looking ghost? Wahai Syamsul, sebelum buat filem sila buat skrip, plot dan research dahulu ya. Jangan sampai anak bini tujuh keturunan menanggung malu berganda-ganda.

Khurafat ini sesunguhnya tidak lebih daripada cerita-cerita bergenre seram yang lain. Twist yang dipaparkan di hujung cerita juga amatlah cliche. Sesuai dengan gaya pemikiran warga Melayu yang malas menonton cerita-cerita seram Jepun dan Korea yang membuatkan mereka berfikir dengan amat dalam dan menyelesaikan misteri dengan sendirinya. Story play seolah-olah ingin mencari siapa empunya hantu sedangkan obviously hantu itu mesti ade kaitan dengan si minah clubbing bergigi jarang tersebut. Gua akan tabik cerita ini kalau mampu men-twist-kan this so called Khurafat dengan menunjukkan bahawa si durjana sebenar adalah si pembawa van jenazah yang fail cakap utara. Btw Syamsul, hospital mana ko shooting yang all the time blackout takde eletrik tu? Syamsul, read my lips C.L.I.C.H.E!

# Siapa perasan rumah mak Syamsul tu sama macam rumah pak cik baring terbang kena rasuk tu?

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Punca Nahas Di Malaysia

#Lepas ni kena buat punca masalah kanak-kanak hilang and paedophile makin berleluasa (betol ke eja ni?) Dear readers, please alert dan carilah adik Adam Shah yang hilang. Sila lihat sidebar.

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EPIC: F&N EXTRA Tongkat Ali and Ginseng

Try this and you'll regret.

F&N eXtra

Enjoy Tongkat Ali + Ginseng in novel, richer and foamier concoctions.

Experiment with all sorts of beverages, including teh tarik and even chocolate drinks.

This is what written in F&N Dairies website and we can now see F&N doing some homework on one of  Malaysian favourite add on menu which is the tongkat ali n ginseng. Have anybody try this? This thing taste like shit to me and my family. You just can't make any drink to taste better by this failed product. Tried with nescafe, teh tarik and even milo. Same result happen. 

I never consume the nescafe that were mixed with this sweetened condensed milk more than a sip. A 700 ml jug of nescafe need almost two week to be finish because of its faulty smell and hell-like taste. The tongkat ali-ed and ginseng-ed nescafe leave a wonder to the refrigerator. But sadly the milk survive longer than the nescafe. It is almost two months the milk left untouched in the refrigerator due to my mum "Jangan membazir" motto.

Everybody nowadays tend to tongkat ali-ing and ginseng-ing each and every single things on the menu.

Is it because we Malaysian really depending on all of this myth of traditional roots of ginseng n tongkat ali. Yes i know it's not a myth but why? Is it because we have extremely low libido. Thus making us wajib to consume every traditional medicines. Dr. Ismail Thamby once said in one of his article, "Sumber tongkat ali di Malaysia amatlah kurang dan tidak stabil akibat perindustrian tongkat ali yg begitu pesat,maka kebarangkalian syarikat-syarikat produk tongkat ali akan meletakkan dos tongkat ali yg tinggi adalah rendah".

All these companies actually wanted to gain more profit just by putting the tongkat ali name in their brand so they can charge you more. Use your brain please. Don't be an addict, it restraint your freedom.

Toasted Pocketful VS Toasted Twister

#You can't outrun me! I'm black!

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New Proton And Review

“WHAT THE FUCK?! Need to replace the fucking gearbox again? Fuck man! This is the fucking... shit I fucking lost count how many times I've replaced the fucking gearbox for my Proton Chancellor ”

~ Tun Mahathir whining about his Proton car gearbox to Proton's service advisor

“WHAT THE FUCK?! Need to replace the fucking gearbox again? Fuck man! I just stopped driving this car (Proton Chancellor) already and just leave it at home. Why still need to change gearbox? What the fuck, right? ”

~ Tun Mahathir still whining about his Proton car gearbox to Proton's service advisor

“Fuck it lah. If they're involved in an accident and die then that's their problem lah. They die because they are weak. I don't give a shit and we won't, I repeat, we won't put airbag in our cars.”

~ Proton CEO before he decide to include airbag in all Proton cars.

“Mana ada bocor? Proton Perdana saya pun bocor tiap-tiap bulan!”

~ Bung Moktar Radin from Kinabatangan comment about his Proton Perdana

“Why would i buy a Proton when i could buy a real car. Like a KIA.”

~ "Enlightened" kid

“Kereta ini kereta Malaysia, you tak suka, you keluar dari Malaysia!”

~ Badruddin Amiruldin, on people who modified a Proton back to Mitsubishi

“I don't think Proton car is rubbish, as a matter in fact, our Ploton car is even better than Frawd, Shitvrolet, Mar-Sir-Lee BENG, Toyoduck, Mitubishit, Fucklari or Lembukini !!!”

~ Proton CEO

“What the hell !!! Are you stupid ???!!! Why should we produce high quality cars? Malaysian still will buy our car one, even though our great Proton cars are no quality (not low quality) because our car is the cheapest in Malaysia. We just need to produce low quality cars for Malaysian is enough lah, why waste money on doing QC and R&D? ”

~ Proton CEO roared fiercely to the Proton Engineer who wish to improve the cars' quality

“The government is scouring all avenues to bring about Proton's financial recovery and enable its products to be globally competitive. ”

~ Datuk Seri Dr Hilmi Yahaya in his dream

“Do this have a pu$$y magnet? ”

~ Borat, looking for a car to travel all the way from KL to Sabah.

“You don't know cars, you shut up lah! ”

~ Proton CEO roared fiercely to Mitsubishi, Toyota, Nissan, Mercedes, BMW, Porsche during Shanghai International Car Exhibition

“If you have a crash in one of these, you would be seriously fatally killed...to death ”

~ Jeremy Clarkson, on the Proton Arena's NCAP crash test result, in which the car crumpled vertically.

“Malaysians must drive protons, each person must have at least 3 protons in their garage, only I can shove my fat ass around in a Porshces Gayenne ”

~ Mahathir.

“Actually I only drive proton because Najis threatened to C4 me and my family if I don't. ”

~ A traumatized Malaysian citizen.

“Hey isn't that dangerous? Taking spyshots of Proton cars with the mobile phone and posting it up on Paul Tan's website? That's literally using mobile phone while driving. ”

~ Captain Obvious on Paul Tan posting up spyshots of Proton cars by readers.

“Plotong has fucked my ass hard enough due to their faulty suspension, and I thought I have lost my virginity! ”

~ Some porn star

Credit to Uncyclopedia

Reasons for owning a Perodua

1. You are broke and sold your car, but need a cheap one to get around. A Perodua is the perfect car if your current situation is like the one described.

2. It's better than Proton. now THAT'S a very solid reason. For now though. 

3. You are careful with money but dumb. This reason is not as common as the first one, but it can happen. So be wary that you don't become a statistic.

4. You like driving around in a box on four wheels. if so.. it is recommended you drive with a paper bag on your head. note: it is not necessary to cut holes for your eyes so you can see. you cannot control the car anyways

5. You have too much money and wanna burn some. but burning is no fun apparently. You wanna buy some Perodua Klearlisux or KennyG or dat new "mywee" juz to stack them up and knock them down

6. You work for Perodua, which probably means you are broke, and are given a Perodua as a company car. Most Perodua employees often come to work late despite getting up very early in the morning. They are also the main reason why Malaysian highways are always jammed.

7. Your parent buy you one. nah, your parents don't really like you, do they? Go and kill them now!

8. You in the other hand, thinks that Perodua is really cool!!!. Now, you better see your doctor to check your insanity!

9. Your children are being held hostage

10. You had one too many at a pub and figured you need a backup vomit bucket

11. You Are Ah Beng

12. You have been hypnotised by the Perodua corporation

13. You will go to any lengths to bring glory to the Malaysian economy

14. You're GAY

15. It cant be much worse compare to Proton. 

Credit to Uncyclopedia

Money Is The Key To Happiness

"People say that money isn't the key to happiness,but I always figured if you have enough money, you can get a key made"

The capitalism have make us dependent on money and realising that money is just a matter for everything. World become upside down because of money. The core to most of every problem is because of money. Everything is cause by money. We blame the money. But thanks to money,we can now get less involvement in  fight trying to barter our stuff with others. World at peace again because of money.

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Malaysia Oh Malaysia: Pantun

Aku hari ni balik rumah,

Security guard borak meriah
Apa dia cakap aku tak petah
Orang luar yang jaga rumah


Aku ingat nak pegi makan
Singgah kedai makanan Melayu
Apasal lauk nampak tak sakan?
KONONNYA kedai makanan Melayu


Berapa ringgit semua ni kak?
6 ringgit semuanya bah!
Gadis muda berpangkat kakak,
Nak tersasul tersebut rupiah.


Jalan-jalan kat kawasan pembinaan,
Mana tau jumpa harta tertanam,
Dulu ni tempat kerja si Leman,
Sekarang ni penuh orang Vietnam


Gadis Melayu inginkan kawan,
Jadikan boifren tempat berteman,
Penat mencari orang tempatan,
Bangladesh jugak macam Shah Rukh Khan


Habis mana lelaki Melayu?
Apa mereka buat di siang hari?
Bawah jambatan mata pun kuyu
Dapat dadah sengih berseri


Perempuan pulak senang nak jumpa
Silalah ke Dataran Merdeka
Naik motor punyalah gembira
Punggung nampak satu Malaysia


Orang Cina jual DVD,
Orang India tercabut sendi,
Orang Melayu apa peduli,
Lapar?Pegi pau kat Pasar Seni

Oi kerajaan ku sayang,
Bangunan tinggi pandai kau pacak,
Lampu Putrajaya bertiang-tiang
Tapi Melayu jugak yang haprak


Agama aje Islam,
Perangai macam haram.
Sanggup tak tidur malam,
Kau bom buat apa jahanam?

Series of pantun ni aku terjumpa dekat Tukar Tiub. Nice one!

How Popular Tech Companies Got Their Names

Apple Computers

Apple is the favourite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 O'clock. What a dumb colleague.

CISCO

It is not acronym as popularly believed. It is short term for San Francisco which located in USA.

Compaq

This name was formed by using COMp, for computer, and PAQ to denote a small integral object. Yeah right. Compaq is not as small as it was named.

Corel

The name was derived from founder's name Dr. Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland REsearch Laboratory. Why don't they just name it COW?

Google

The name started as a joke boasting about the amount of information the search engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders-Stanford graduate student Sergery Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google'

Hotmail

Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sbeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letter "html"-the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective upper casing.

Hewlett Packard

Bill Hewlet and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded be called Hewlett Packard or Packard Hewlett.

Intel

Bob Noyce and Gordon Moorwanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce' but that was already a trademark by a hotel chain so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.

Lotus

Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from 'The Lotus Position' or 'Padmasana'. Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

Microsoft

Coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on.

Motorola

Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radio for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola. Never trust the hollywood. Night At The Museum 2 is full of lies. Except the Illuminati parts.

ORACLE

Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the CIA. The code name for the projest was called oracle(the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such). The project eventually was terminated but Larry and Bob decided to bring the project to the world.

Sony

It is originated from the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound and 'sonny' a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster.

SUN

Founded by 4 Stanford University buddies, SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network.

Yahoo!

The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book 'Gulliver's Travels". It represent a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos.

Toasted Pocketful VS Toasted Twister

KFC Malaysia have stopped the production of its famous snack Toasted Twister and introduce a new snack that called Toasted Pocketful. Although both snack have the fried chicken wrapped with tortilla but the snack taste differently from each other. There is not so much different based on looks of both snacks. The pocketful is packaged in pocket like box that enable the consumer to peel the box and bite it. The twister on the other hand is just wrapped in a simple plastic-paper that I think more ergonomic and really suit of its tag line "Great Taste On The Go". 

Toasted Twister that consist of chicken breast Crispy Strips, crisp lettuce, diced tomato and KFC signature pepper mayo all wrapped in a warm flour tortilla is way better than Toasted Pocketful that could make you end up feeling nauseous all day long. The thousand island sauce of Toasted Pocketful is so not tasty and classy. There is also lots of corn inside the snack. Who ate corn with thousand island? KFC really have a bad taste to offer Malaysian. I personally prefer the Toasted Twister because of its awesome taste and its ability to make you feel full but still craving for it.

What does this thing resemble of?

Let's us think why KFC Malaysia decided to stop producing Toasted Twister..........

• The sale for the snack is really low? No demand?
• The snack's cost is higher than profit gained from it?
• Women of Malaysian feel ashamed to eat the snack in public because they don't want to be the object of sex or look like a pro 'blower' by finishing the snack not more than a minute?
• Men feel they would be labeled as gay if they eat the snack?
• Politician asked KFC to stop selling the snack due to its obscenity?
• KFC is doing some community service by not involving directly or  indirectly to rising of free sex cases in Malaysia?
• KFC's  staff disagree to prepare or sell the snack because they feel ashamed or don't want to commit any sin?
• The size of the snack is totally not resemble the true size of Malaysian men you-know-what and to stop human trafficking due to the false message being sent by the size of the snack?

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Productivity and Quality

 Productivity

• The amount of output per unit of input (labor, equipment, and capital). There are many different ways of measuring productivity. For example, in a factory productivity might be measured based on the number of hours it takes to produce a good, while in the service sector productivity might be measured based on the revenue generated by an employee divided by his/her salary.

• Relative measure of the efficiency of a person, machine, factory, system, etc., in converting inputs into useful outputs. Computed by dividing average output per period by the total costs incurred or resources (capital, energy, material, personnel) consumed in that period, productivity is a critical determinant of cost efficiency.

Quality

• General: Measure of excellence or state of being free from defects, deficiencies, and significant variations. The totality of features and characteristics of a product or service that bears its ability to satisfy stated or implied needs.

•  Manufacturing: Strict and consistent adherence to measurable and verifiable standards to achieve uniformity of output that satisfies specific customer or user requirements.

• Objective: Measurable and verifiable aspect of a thing or phenomenon, expressed in numbers or quantities, such as lightness or heaviness, thickness or thinness, softness or hardness.

• Subjective: Attribute, characteristic, or property of a thing or phenomenon that can be observed and interpreted, and may be approximated (quantified) but cannot be measured, such as beauty, feel, flavor, taste.

 People often compare quantity with quality but I prefer to compare quality with the core of quantity which is productivity. Quantity come after productivity, so it is best for us to compare productivity with quality. It is undeniable to say that quality is important to everyone. People expect a very quality life and a lots more quality in their life. But to find quality in life is just another concept of needs and wants that I will explain later.

Quality can be achieve through productivity if  the production can ensure the product being produce achieve a certain level that fulfill the requirement that have been set. It is often said that things which is produced in large number are low quality product. That have been the reason why people often compare quantity with quality. Another wrong concept that people always set in their mind is that they should always seek quality more than quantity. I beg to differ that statement. Everything in life should always be flexible at all times to ensure survival of the fittest. Same goes here,quality and quantity depends on the situation.

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Creativity of Stupidity

What a desperate move have  been made by Microsoft by asking the Chinese (Malaysian) to make a short film entitled Ronnie Got Lucky to promote their Internet Explorer 8. The short film which available at www.ronniegotlucky.com was directed by Liew Seng Tat. Although the short film is kind of interactive but more or less it just another movie embedded with nauseous stupid jokes. One of their expertise I believe. I salute them for being creative in making and producing stupid jokes. The same joke just like Stephen Chow , Jackie Chan, Eric Tsang always make. But in the new world order creativity in stupidity has become worsen. Youtube for instance have been a medium for lots of desperate and creative in stupidity people to express themselves a lot more.

For me stupidity and humour is always separated by their classes. I strongly disagree agree with the common definition of humour. It is stated that humour is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement.  If we laugh it does not mean that we are being entertain with humour. Sometimes we always laugh due to stupidity. Sometimes we laugh because there is something tickling us. Sometimes we laugh because Microsoft is so desperate to market their products. Humour has become a very subjective word to define. A new definition should be make immediately! 

The funniest part of all this is how a multinational that consist a lot of genius as their staff would decide to take on this move in the name of profit. They should maintain their standard and keep it at the highest level to ensure the consumer believe in them. Not by showing their desperation.

Microsoft oh Microsoft.