Annoying Facebook Status

For people who have Facebook account I bet you guys read lots of nauseous, queasiness, annoying and irritating status from all your friends each and everytime you logged in. And I know even your bestfriend do that. Yeah it is true that freedom of speech should be uphold and it is applied in Facebook. But nowadays it seems that everyone is abusing and mistreating their rights to say. 

There is philosopher, attention searcher, spoil brat, location updater, lyricist, politician wannabe n so much more. Everybody wanna be annoying. Even I sometimes did not realise that I have been kinda annoying. Guess annoyance is trending now. So today in the name of annoyance I would like to share the list of annoying Facebook status that I have encountered. For me annoyance is so subjective. I wonder if there is any freedom of not-to-know. I think it is listed under freedom of rights. By the way, unfriend button is created for a reason. Just in case you forgot.

"Kenapa la aku dilahirkan hensem lagi bergaya. Susah nak layan awek-awek selalu ajak dating ni. RIMAS!" (THE ANNOYING BASTERD)

"Mama, nak Blackberry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (THE GO GETTER)

"Chillin at Pavilion with Bedah and Senah." (THE LOCATION UPDATER)

"Moto gua laju, jom main sekilo." (THE REMPIT)

"lolololololololololol" (THE SUDDEN LOLER)

"Life is for people that are tough, cause life is tough and only tough people can live this life." (THE PHILOSOPHER)

"Babi! Pantat! Lancau! Nate! Sunni! Kunji! Pundek! Chu! Amput! Sohai!"
(THE 1Malaysia CURSE)

"Siapa takde kelas esok? Siapa? Siapa? Aku ada satu je" (THE QUESTIONER)

"Arggghhhh!!!" (THE ONE WORD MISTER)

"Sakitnya hati kena dump dengan jantan sial tu.Sumpah tak nak couple lagi"
(THE BOYFRIEND SEARCHER) 

"Hari ini kau datang riang
Tersenyum buatku senang
Kau hias dirimu
Membuat hati bertambah sayang"
(THE LYRICIST)

"............................." (THE DOT MASTER)

"Liverpool will win this year! YNWA" (THE FICTION BELIEVER)

"Ada sesiapa tahu mana nak cari perempuan melayu terakhir?"
(THE KNOWLEDGE SEEKER)

"Just got home from shopping. Zara, Gap, Topshop, Guess, all invaded!" 
(THE SHOPAHOLIC BRAG)

THE WINNER IS

"Menci uh bila owg kap itew uat aket aty, ase nak umbuk jew. ta uke"
(THE PELAT SPELLER)

# It is called status for a reason.

raar

Awkward Moment: Silent Sex

Let me continue with this series of Awkward Moment. This time I'm not the person who live in the awkward situation. This is a story of my best friend who has undergo a very awkward moment toward his girlfriend and his friends. In the name of Friends Official Secret Act, I'm just going to name him as Mike. So, what kind of awkward situation have Mike been into?

It started when Mike went to a club and partying with his bunch of friends together with his new girlfriend. Club as you all know is a place to socialise and to score chicks. Mike was the only guy who bring girlfriend to the club among his friends. So he was excluded from socialising with other chicks. To keep it short, they're drunk, full of adrenalin and obviously horny. Apparently, nobody score any chick and they headed back to their apartment. Mike was hoping to get laid that night. So by bringing his new girlfriend home would be a nice way to realise his dream. By the way, this is so not gang raping rempit-like. This is all about satisfying each other needs.

Grrr...

So bla bla bla and bla bla bla. After foreplay and everything, they were experiencing sexual activities. But Mike girlfriend unfortunately make him became uncomfortable. She was making a very loud noise that should not be heard by any others. The pleasant-sound-to-men-ears that suppose to be heard within 2 metres radius have become a noise that can be heard within 15 metres radius. The sounds that could mistakenly assume as from somebody being abuse or torture. Furthermore, could you imagine the sounds is being made from an apartment.

Mike is a damn shy person. So he keep reminding his girlfriend to not obviously telling people that they were having sex. He didn't want his friend to tease him the next day. But his girlfriend was a really stubborn or maybe she can't handle what Mike have. Enough is enough for Mike. So Mike just stopped and gave his girlfriend a piece of his mind as a last warning. She then yelled back at Mike.

Even mute people become noisy during sex you dumbfuck!

Eventually, it all ended there. Mike didn't get the chance to satisfy himself and curiously want to know how the hell would his girlfriend know mute would become noisy during sexual intercourse. Mike sat at one corner while the girlfriend which later become his ex-girlfriend sat at another corner till morning. He sent the girl home afterward. When his friends woke up, he try to hide in his bedroom but Mike got a standing ovation and a very big applause from his friends in the morning. They congratulated him. For his friend, the louder the girl groan, the more skillful you are. Mike who still in depressed and shy then asked his friends,

If mute people how come ah?

Why Paedophile Is Increasing In Malaysia

Regarding to my promise in Punca Nahas Di Malaysia entry, I will write this entry of Why Paedophile Is Trending in Malaysia. Paedophile, pedophile or pedo from my definition would be a someone who have the tendency to have sex with children id est, a someone who sexually attracted and stimulated to children. This kind of person is labeled as sick and inhumane just because their lust is toward minor (One who has not reached full legal age) which overly protected by the law. Yes, minor is still minor because minor still cannot do the thinking properly and not liable of digesting information and making decision but the paternalistic approach that being used is way too bias.

Rape and Child Molestation

Okay, lets learn something about the law. An almost 18 years old minor who rape a minor is listed as juvenile. A 19 years old man who rape a minor is called Statutory rape. Quoting the article "The term statutory rape generally refers to sex between an adult and a sexually mature minor past the age of puberty. Sexual relations with a prepubescent child, generically called "child molestation," is typically treated as a more serious crime." For your information, under the Malaysian Law, a minor is defined as someone who age is below 21 years except for Muslims which is 18 years. Law sucks isn't it. So be aware that there is difference between child molestation which commonly involve paedophilic person and statutory rape.

Gay is okay, lesbian is fine, but why someone sexually attracted to child is so wrong?

The western really make me fucked up when it comes to paedophilic act. They brag about their human rights, rights of having weird sex orientation etc etc but they really protect and uphold the so called children rights. After all, it's children. You just can't have mutual consent about having sex with kids. Without further ado, these are the reason

• Too much cute prepubescent kids become actor and actress and indirectly producer use them as attraction of their movies and dramas. Too much exposure of minor cuteness. 

• Even popular and straight looking actress carry anywhere cute prepubescent girl like an accessories and exploiting the cute girl and looking proud of it.

• Prepubescent boy singer with girl voices keep alluring gays and and post-pubescent female (you know who). A voice can even stimulate the menopause women.

• More and more prepubescent kids style and wear adult fashion and start looking like mature adult. This give the paedophile chances to fantasise and live in self denial that they are actually normal.

• Actress shamelessly show immoral act with prepubescent kid in front of media and indirectly send the message of "Saya paedophile,saya ok"  

# Santa is the biggest pedobear.

raar

Male or Female

Make your guess now dear homosapiens 

 

My current Facebook profile picture

Am I a male or female? Haha. I'm currently addicted to Japan famous TV series, Liar Game. This series that were adapted from a manga succesfully make me dizzy and confused while finishing the two seasons in just two days. To be exact it's actually two nights guys. This is a story of a naive and kind girl who 'accidentally' involve in Liar Game Tournament which objective to find the Liar King. How in the hell would a naive girl survive in the reckless and lyish environment in the whole wide world. Thanks to a psychology student which also a pro swindler help, she survive the first round but still stuck in the tournament.

If you feel bored n looking for something heavy but entertaining but non-drama and want to be creative and tricky as much as you can while deceiving people, this is a story I would recommend to you guys. You won't get dissapointed. The story play is so mysterious but yet twisting, full of facts and brainy stupendous. But please make sure you have all the episodes and every seasons before you start watching or you will just end up just like me. I apparently don't have the final stage season thingy and now I'm suffering from depression. Look at my mood at the sidebar. 

# So, have you reached your verdict?

Lulz of The Day #3

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This is a print screen picture from my previous entry. Im amaze with this comment. Well after all, it is true that we should put History as a compulsory subject to pass SPM. You can check this link to view the comments.