Thursday, July 26, 2012

Ceprek #10: Pantun

Sedang Kamal berlegar-legar di dalam sebuah pusat beli-belah yang ketinggalan arus zaman, beliau ternampak akan sebuah tulisan yang terpampang di sebuah dinding. Tulisan yang ditulis menggunakan pen dakwat merah itu sebenarnya sebuah pantun yang merupakan salah satu hasil kreatif seseorang yang tidak tahu dimana untuk melampiaskan hasil karyanya. Untuk dijadikan cerita, Jimbit tiba-tiba saja muncul lalu memperdengarkan bacaan pantun tersebut kepada Kamal. 


Jimbit:   Apa lagi Mal, balas la pantun ni. Kau kan dulu wakil sekolah balas pantun.

Kamal:   Mak aku cakap bulan puasa gini tak elok la asyik sebut pasal makanan.

Jimbit:   Mak aku pulak cakap, mak kau bukan ustazah. Lagipun, kalau dalam majlis 
            ilmu macam ni jatuh hukum harus untuk kita menyertai.

Kamal:   Majlis ilmu tengkorak kau! Macam aku tak tahu pantun ni kerja kau.

Jimbit:   Mana kau tahu pulak ni?

Kamal:   Kau seorang je yang dalam dunia ni hari-hari makan sandwich inti nasi.


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