Thursday, January 27, 2011

Annoying Facebook Status

For people who have Facebook account I bet you guys read lots of nauseous, queasiness, annoying and irritating status from all your friends each and everytime you logged in. And I know even your bestfriend do that. Yeah it is true that freedom of speech should be uphold and it is applied in Facebook. But nowadays it seems that everyone is abusing and mistreating their rights to say. 

There is philosopher, attention searcher, spoil brat, location updater, lyricist, politician wannabe n so much more. Everybody wanna be annoying. Even I sometimes did not realise that I have been kinda annoying. Guess annoyance is trending now. So today in the name of annoyance I would like to share the list of annoying Facebook status that I have encountered. For me annoyance is so subjective. I wonder if there is any freedom of not-to-know. I think it is listed under freedom of rights. By the way, unfriend button is created for a reason. Just in case you forgot.

"Kenapa la aku dilahirkan hensem lagi bergaya. Susah nak layan awek-awek selalu ajak dating ni. RIMAS!" (THE ANNOYING BASTERD)
"Mama, nak Blackberry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (THE GO GETTER)
"Chillin at Pavilion with Bedah and Senah." (THE LOCATION UPDATER)
"Moto gua laju, jom main sekilo." (THE REMPIT)
"lolololololololololol" (THE SUDDEN LOLER)
"Life is for people that are tough, cause life is tough and only tough people can live this life." (THE PHILOSOPHER)
"Babi! Pantat! Lancau! Nate! Sunni! Kunji! Pundek! Chu! Amput! Sohai!"
(THE 1Malaysia CURSE)
"Siapa takde kelas esok? Siapa? Siapa? Aku ada satu je" (THE QUESTIONER)
"Arggghhhh!!!" (THE ONE WORD MISTER)
"Sakitnya hati kena dump dengan jantan sial tu.Sumpah tak nak couple lagi"
(THE BOYFRIEND SEARCHER) 
"Hari ini kau datang riang
Tersenyum buatku senang
Kau hias dirimu
Membuat hati bertambah sayang"

(THE LYRICIST)
"............................." (THE DOT MASTER)
"Liverpool will win this year! YNWA" (THE FICTION BELIEVER)
"Ada sesiapa tahu mana nak cari perempuan melayu terakhir?"
(THE KNOWLEDGE SEEKER)
"Just got home from shopping. Zara, Gap, Topshop, Guess, all invaded!" 
(THE SHOPAHOLIC BRAG)

THE WINNER IS

"Menci uh bila owg kap itew uat aket aty, ase nak umbuk jew. ta uke"
(THE PELAT SPELLER)


# It is called status for a reason.
raar


77 comments:

F.A.R said...

hahahaha..
lawak la..
macam2 status kan..
tp yg pelat tu mmg payah sikit la..
nk kene take time bg faham betul2..
adoi..

Tyra Nylea said...

hahahahahhahahahahaa...
kanda ini pecah perut!
bongek je rasenyer...
sengal apekah....
hadoiiii...

am i'm include in the list..?
xkan? xkan? wakakakakakaka

eszol said...

@Tyra Nylea

everyone is included

eszol said...

@F.A.R

i guess u been there

«-°[§nºw.ªngè£]°-» said...

hahahaha. . .
yea, d pelat one sure is a tough one to read, even understand. =.="

hida.hadi said...

tepaksa mengeja tahu nk baca status pelat speller- grrrr

MATAHARI said...

yeah. true. the winner is the pelat speller. such an eyesore.

Rafhanah Mohtar said...

I've been there. Done that.

Now, I rather post nothing on my wall..

Frigging corny

hanna iymeera :) said...

just ask them to have twitter acc , :D

hans said...

aku suka yang last tu
yang cakap pelat tu
ekekekekkekek

Vote Hans Bernombor 10 Diruangan Komen

Dea said...

:) sound so familiar....

papabear said...

i like the pelat one! hahahaahha!

Wuucin Kimora said...

Yup! memg meng "annoying" kn.... eh you lupa la..lg 1... "berdoa melalui fb" derh~ ;)

eszol said...

@Wuucin Kimora

lol

burhan al-hilmi said...

nice one la bro..
tp yg fiction believer, agak kurang ajar di situ..

eszol said...

@burhan al-hilmi

YNWA indeed it is true cause u'll always have your too optimist supporters

just like u bro

lol

burhan al-hilmi said...

ahhhhhh...u too jealous man..
btw,liverpool still d most successful english club at europe..

-YNWA-

F.I.C.K.R.Y said...

LOL~! So disgusting when seeing hyper-creepy status on fesbuk!
I'm feel lucky coz not fesbuk's addicted..

Damn so much!

gnesop.com said...

macam2 da...
kadang2 bahsa sop x paham langsung..

Rie said...

haha..yesterday, i just press the spacebar and hit enter..it didn't work! haha

Fontonk said...

gua kategori pendakwah bebas facebook. haha

woot-woot said...

omeygi,the winner is superb..kakakkaka


if the winner is a girl it is acceptable lah jugak,but if it is a boy,fuck shit..hahaha

eszol said...

@woot-woot

hear hear!

Anonymous said...

Haha this is cool dude (: At least this make my day. haha funny tho (: *thumbs up! (:

amoi said...

hahahaha~ nice en3 ! xD

nasri said...

hahaha..terbaiklah entry nie.. lawak2.. mmg mcam2 status kt fb.. hadui...^_^

visit me: Nasri

anamizu said...

yg pelat tu mmg rase nak tlg putaq je lidah die bg ckp betul..hak3

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KUREKURE COMEL said...

aduhhh...mcm2.....mcm xmatang je....hehehe

Eel said...

roflmao!

sembang said...

menarik entri ko erk,,
hehehehehe..

zirconia said...

the last one really win it :D

cacing said...

hahaha.... yang winner tu paling cacing suke... sangat annoying!!! hahahha

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Woooooo Status FB yang paling mantoppppp..... meletoppppp

shida saje said...

facebook bagaikan astro "macam-macam ada" =P

amny.. said...

hahahah...~~!
mcm la zaman skg ni..;;;;DD

biskut said...

Ape kes liverFool AKAN menang tahun nih...?

warna warni FB...!sape yg pelangikan?KITA!

Ouh said...

Benci sgt dengan yg suka taip pelat-pelat ngalahkan anak sedare aku je.
bajet comel tapi yg aku nampak cacat

Al-Mamak Kutty said...

aku rs the most annoying thing is when u update ur status n then u urself 'liking' that status..

it's like WTF!

~* chirpy_chummy *~ said...

@Al-Mamak Kutty hahaha.. i nk 'like' komen u ni. ggg

Valossa Vicious said...

The conclusion is, we can never satisfy everyone. After all, these are the kinds of people who made Facebook alive and Mark Zuckerberg richer and richer!

LULZ

Dark Half said...

the pelat speller is indeed the winner! lol
kalau dpt frens camni mmg aku kick from the list jer..sakit mata n sakit hati nak baca. yg lain2 tu masih bleh dimaafkan

IMANSHAH said...

yg tak tahan status bebudak star lah, perlu ke??wahah

eh status aku pun lebey kurang je

Cik Peanut said...

uh2..lawak uh..
tapi benci yang suka tulis status pelat2 tu.hehehe

aku_azreen said...

adoi na...

eszol raar said...

ni entry 3malam perah otak

Educyber17 said...

hahahaha
coment ajah,,
walaupun bhsa melayu q payah,,
jd agk ga ngerti....
hehehehehehe

IMANSHAH said...

tapi kaunyer FB lagi tak tahan, tiba2 jadik anak raja..haha

SyafzMagz (Yen) said...

fuuhhh!! aku mmg x suke baca status/komen kat fb yg tulis pelat2 ni...kat buat short tu x kisah lagi...

short = boleh baca...
short + pelat = x boleh baca(tension)

Raihana Izzati said...

d bes pnya..
follow u=)

ain fathihah said...

"Menci uh bila owg kap itew uat aket aty, ase nak umbuk jew. ta uke"

ini bahasa cacat. sangat cacat!

Anonymous said...

pandai nye komen org len
ko punye bahasa tu mcm bdk x sekolah x sedar diri..
ko sdr pun gne all those word kt ats tu...
mengaku jela pondan tua..

misz myza said...

ahahahahhahahha... suke yg the pelat speller.. annoying giler babai..

cth: u chat x???

chat= sihat... aloooo.. ngade2 nye.. tulis sihat sudahhh.. ni nak gantikan huruf s dgn c...

Salmiyati Raus said...

first time leave comment kat sini

niway..saya pun xsuke annoying punya status.. kadang nyampah pun ada..
mcm2 pattern,,

Yang last pelat tue memang terbaik,,pelik diorang boleh tulis pelat mcm tue,,

sampaikan satu hari uncle saya suruh translate ade sorang ni balas komen dgn dye guna spelling2 pelat nie,,tulis lah elok2,,senang org nak bace,,huhu

Anonymous said...

gua nk share kat pesbukk okehh??
thanks~ ;p
*okehh kali ni cam annoying gak la status gua sbb share link???
LOL

mabs_pay said...

hahahah!!! pecah perut!!! nk minta untuk copy bole??? sangat berguna untuk diberi baca pada kawan2 yg suke update status....boleh yer???? tq!!

yunika yahya said...

minta izin share kat facebook
:)
tapi serius kelakar sebab status2 saya pun tersenarai...

zatyhanyut said...

best apa ada komen2 macam ni,meriah , tapi sayang tak ada button 'dont like', status macam2 ni selalunya akan mengundang 'dont like' bertalu2 hehhe

noorcahaya said...

lawaknya.. tapi aku mg aku anti dgn org yg taip pelat2 tu.. eeee.... aaa minta kopipes yep... macihhhh

Salmiyati Raus said...

hye eszol,,

mintak izin copy & paste erk,,,rase mcm menarik,,,

~AdDy AzMaR~ said...

cool entry dowh..can't stop laughing reading it..

eiffa akmal said...

paling best the last one..hahaha....

Anonymous said...

u forgot the broken english master! -the sudden loler-

Raja Dol Haq 2 said...

status- "nak g smayang jumaat ,bai semua"

[the tempah syurga]

Amiey White said...

sentap =.="

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ieja_abu said...

well said!harharhar

Fyqa said...

it's reality ^^

Siti Mashitah Saidin said...

itew pong ta sukew! hahaahahaha *gelak guling2*

~ Cik Azz ~ said...

Wahaha... Terasa jugak ni...

Tang bab lirik lagu tu sebab memang selalu letak status camtu... ahakk...

Pastu letak status pasal drama kat tv... kehkehkeh...

But hate the peylats one... haha...

Are Kam Eq Bayl said...

x

Are Kam Eq Bayl said...

peylat

erniemusliana said...

awww aku sukeeww yg pelaat bwh tuee lerw.

adeh ta reti na tiru. hahaha!!!tu ta masuk yg akan update selang sejam ta pon seploh minit. :D

rita_mawarbiru said...

agree....the last one is the MOST ANNOYING STAT!!!!.....

btw, i'm the philosopher type.....LOL

Sofea Iman said...

hahahaha terasa u(: haha btw awesome facts!!! tp yg pelat uh totally ANNOYING!! seriously nice one(:

cik azeya said...

hahaha. last sekali paling annoying. si pelat yang tade gigi. watder!

deem said...

"Menci uh bila owg kap itew uat aket aty, ase nak umbuk jew. ta uke"



kalau dia cakap begitu depan aku, dia tak habis cakap lagi aku dah lempang...hahahaha!!!

Blue Vader said...

facebook tmpat org pelik2 brkumpul haha

raar