Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Friend's Assignment On Modernise, Rude and Obscene Romeo and Juliet Play

I was online with my Facebook yesterday then I read on my friend's status. 

How the hell do you make 'Romeo n Juliet' sound rude, modern and obscene?

Then I commented on the status asking about the script and offering my help on rephrasing and rewriting of the play. She gave me the link and I rephrase and rewrite some of the play. Luckily not the whole play because she said her lecturer wanted only a the dirty scene from the play. It was hard I tell you. There was 3 scenes and I only managed to make it modern, rude and obscene for only 50% of the scenes. For those who never read Romeo and Juliet play, you guys should Google it then compare with my version. Watch out for the (cant help) that I wrote in the script. That means I failed to rewrite the script. Lulz. Apology for making the script in .jpeg form. Credit to Shakespeare.

Act 1, Scene 1
Act 1, Scene 3 (nurse part only)
Act 2, Scene 1
# You jump, I jump, we die. Stupid dum dum!
 


9 comments:

eszol said...

alright

tl:dr

Queen F said...

haha nice one.. :)

i've to perform a drama too for my last semester project.. :)

Irwan said...

..to make something ugly or obscene out of something nice and clean is easy my friend...

try to make something useful out of pure bullshit, now that's what I call challenge...

i'msosupernotcool said...

this is hillarious, dude.

She's retarded said...

damn funny! btw,i share it in fb

rie said...

haha..lol!

Dark Half said...

i agree with irwan but this romeo n juliet translated into urban version is kinda cool. with those rewrite lines, it should be awesome to attract generation Y to watch this classic play

eszol said...

@Irwanbagi sini itu challenge

eszol said...

@Dark Halfit could attract the young generation but it'll kill the sense of wonderful literature that Shakespeare has done

raar