Sunday, June 20, 2010

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I personally don't think Blake Lively is unbelievably horse face. I don't think when Sarah Jessica Parker eventually retires Blake could take her place as the horse of Hollywoodland. 
obefiend
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No. 1 box office titanic(i don't know why avatar got the no. 1 box office. screw you bluish ugly creature) and i love boobies
obefiend
So why the obsession with boobs? I remember my first encounter with a pair boobs. I was around 8-10 at the time. I was watching an Indon horror movie tape we found in my uncle’s room. The title was Pontianak Berdarah or something. Me and my cousins found it under his wardrobe while we were in my nenek’s house. So we loaded the tape into his tape machine. The movie started with a wedding scene.
Judging by the costume it was a traditional Javanese wedding. After the akad nikah the scene moved to the bedroom. I was an innocent lad back then so we suspected nothing weird will happen. Next thing we knew the newlyweds are naked and I saw my first pair of boobies! They were perky and B cup. They are actually pretty cute I must say. Then the scene got fucked up. The husband was actually a black magic practitioner and he rips those cute boobs from his wife’s chest like Mortal Kombat. Blood were now gushing from what’s left of her boobs. We screamed because we never saw anything quite as WTF as that before. All the uncles and auntie came running to see what’s the big ruckus was all about. We pointed to the telly and were met with silence. HAHAHA.


eszol
All that I can say is. Boobs make me grow. And without boobs im no one. WTF. But this is the conclusion. From infant we suck it and till we got ED and PE we still suck it. Don't forget their sacrifice.
obefiend
Suffice to say my uncles no longer kept his VHS under the wardrobe after that and I was traumatised by boobs. LOL

So why am I not a boob man? As I said boobs are overrated. What really attracted me to girls are

* Husky voice
* Ass

Husky voice is the most underrated sexiness factor ever. When I told Mrs Weiland I have a crush on Julia Stiles she looked at me like I was retarded. I have to explain to her why I like Miss Stiles so much. Her voice is fucking husky as hell. I love them!

“Bie.... your taste in women suck. She is ugly and manly.Now you make me feel like I am one of those sucky women!”

LOL. Then I have to pujuk her for 10 minutes or so. In case you are wondering Mrs Weiland voice is husky and sexy as hell. When we first got to know each other we talked through Yahoo Messenger. Then she called me one fine day and I knew then she is someone that I want to make babies with. You can tell a lot from the voice and how they speak to you. I can’t stand girls who speak manja-manja and talks like a baby

“Bibieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......... I missssssh u shangatttttttt”

My penis literally shrinks back into my nut sack each time I hear a girl speaks like that. Oh I dated a couple of those too. It didn’t last long thank god! I can’t imagine marrying someone who talks like that. Can you imagine all the inane conversation in between sex? HAHAHAHHA

As for the ass? I can’t explain this but I just love a good ass on a women. But I do remember asking my mom why when whistles when they saw a curvy women. If you watch 80’s Malay movies they must have at least one scene where the actor wolf whistles a female and then they make the body shape signal with their hands. My mom told me;

“Bila kamu dah besar kamu tau la nanti”

I dah besar now and still I have no answer why I like curvy women. They are just sexier I think. Speaking about no real logical answer, I often asked Mrs Weiland why she needs to go to 17 shoe shops to look or shoes and we ALWAYS end up at the first shop where she eventually tried the first shoe anyway! RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

So anyway most people think the obsession with boobs is the exclusive domain of the men. This is not true. I think women are equally obsessive with boobs. They stuff Kleenex inside their cup to make their boobs bigger. They wore tank tops to flaunt them. Even chicks with no boobs use the “Myspace Camera Angle (tm)” to fake their nonexistent cleavage. There are even videos on YouTube on how to create a fake cleavage using make up. From now on please stop accusing us men of being obsessive with boobs.

Oh....... just before we go. There is another reason why I don’t go out and look for girls with big boobs. If you marry a small boobed chick, you can always "enhance" her later. But if you marry someone with squeaky voice and no ass.......... there is no medical procedure to remedy this deficiency! LOL!

I love Mrs Weiland.........(ayat penyelamat just in case she rotan me again)

p/s : Hey, it's a start, right? The goal, of course, is to be like you - the Daywalker! You got the best of both worlds, don't you? All our strengths... none of our weaknesses.


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haha dude.. i love your sense of humour! especially the pontianak movie thingy.. haha.. pity that pair of boobs..

well.. i think boobs are good for men! =D

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all hail boobs
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