Wednesday, June 30, 2010


The quality or state of being selfish; exclusive regard to one's own interest or happiness; that supreme self-love or self-preference which leads a person to direct his purposes to the advancement of his own interest, power, or happiness, without regarding those of others. 

Caring supremely or unduly for one's self; regarding one's own comfort, advantage, etc., in disregard, or at the expense, of those of others. 

# "A man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's."
by Richard Whately

# "A woman asking "Am I good? Am I satisfied?" is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be."
by Barbara Cartland

# "Being selfish to me means that you have to look out for yourself and you don't have to sacrifice."
by Herbie Mann

 p/s: what a perspective


Monday, June 28, 2010

Photo Of The Day 'Gadis Melayu Terhangat Masa Kini'

Gadis Melayu Terhangat Masa Kini

Enjoy this in the toilet.

How Popular Tech Companies Got Their Names

Apple Computers
Apple is the favourite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 O'clock. What a dumb colleague.

It is not acronym as popularly believed. It is short term for San Francisco which located in USA.

This name was formed by using COMp, for computer, and PAQ to denote a small integral object. Yeah right. Compaq is not as small as it was named.

The name was derived from founder's name Dr. Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland REsearch Laboratory. Why don't they just name it COW?

The name started as a joke boasting about the amount of information the search engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders-Stanford graduate student Sergery Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google'

Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sbeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letter "html"-the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective upper casing.

Hewlett Packard
Bill Hewlet and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded be called Hewlett Packard or Packard Hewlett.

Bob Noyce and Gordon Moorwanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce' but that was already a trademark by a hotel chain so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.

Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from 'The Lotus Position' or 'Padmasana'. Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

Coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on.

Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radio for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola. Never trust the hollywood. Night At The Museum 2 is full of lies. Except the Illuminati parts.

Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the CIA. The code name for the projest was called oracle(the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such). The project eventually was terminated but Larry and Bob decided to bring the project to the world.

It is originated from the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound and 'sonny' a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster.

Founded by 4 Stanford University buddies, SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network.

The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book 'Gulliver's Travels". It represent a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

You Rage You Lose




Toasted Pocketful VS Toasted Twister

KFC Malaysia have stopped the production of its famous snack Toasted Twister and introduce a new snack that called Toasted Pocketful. Although both snack have the fried chicken wrapped with tortilla but the snack taste differently from each other. There is not so much different based on looks of both snacks. The pocketful is packaged in pocket like box that enable the consumer to peel the box and bite it. The twister on the other hand is just wrapped in a simple plastic-paper that I think more ergonomic and really suit of its tag line "Great Taste On The Go". 

Toasted Twister that consist of chicken breast Crispy Strips, crisp lettuce, diced tomato and KFC signature pepper mayo all wrapped in a warm flour tortilla is way better than Toasted Pocketful that could make you end up feeling nauseous all day long. The thousand island sauce of Toasted Pocketful is so not tasty and classy. There is also lots of corn inside the snack. Who ate corn with thousand island? KFC really have a bad taste to offer Malaysian. I personally prefer the Toasted Twister because of its awesome taste and its ability to make you feel full but still craving for it.

What does this thing resemble of?

Let's us think why KFC Malaysia decided to stop producing Toasted Twister..........
  • The sale for the snack is really low? No demand?
  • The snack's cost is higher than profit gained from it?
  • Women of Malaysian feel ashamed to eat the snack in public because they don't want to be the object of sex or look like a pro 'blower' by finishing the snack not more than a minute?
  • Men feel they would be labeled as gay if they eat the snack?
  • Politician asked KFC to stop selling the snack due to its obscenity?
  • KFC is doing some community service by not involving directly or  indirectly to rising of free sex cases in Malaysia?
  • KFC's  staff disagree to prepare or sell the snack because they feel ashamed or don't want to commit any sin?
  • The size of the snack is totally not resemble the true size of Malaysian men you-know-what and to stop human trafficking due to the false message being sent by the size of the snack?

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Freedom Of Speech: Every Human Is Entitled

There's a lot of reasons why freedom of speech should not be hold. Due to security,obscenity etc. Based on The Universal Declaration Of Human Rights everyone should have this,everyone entitled of that and bla, bla bla. But why there's still country such as Malaysia (Malaysia have uphold the freedom of speech but they do not uphold freedom after the speech) do not fully imposed and implement the declaration. Are they not human? So, they can ignore the human right? We are now entering the realm of paternalistic intervention where it is assumed that the state knows better than the individual what is in his or her best interests. Why? Is it because they are so superior?

Freedom Of Speech

Freedom of speech is the freedom to speak without censorship or limitation, or both. The synonymous term freedom of expression is sometimes used to indicate not only freedom of verbal speech but any act of seeking, receiving and imparting information or ideas, regardless of the medium used. In practice, the right to freedom of speech is not absolute in any country and the right is commonly subject to limitations, (fuck the government) such as on "hate speech".The right to freedom of speech is recognized as a human right under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and recognized in international human rights law in the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (ICCPR). The ICCPR recognizes the right to freedom of speech as "the right to hold opinions without interference. Everyone shall have the right to freedom of expression". Furthermore freedom of speech is recognized in European, inter-American and African regional human rights law.

Right, as stated in the 1st and 14th Amendments to the Constitution of the United States, to express information, ideas, and opinions free of government restrictions based on content. A modern legal test of the legitimacy of proposed restrictions on freedom of speech was stated in the opinion by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. in Schenk v. U.S. (1919): a restriction is legitimate only if the speech in question poses a "clear and present danger" — i.e., a risk or threat to safety or to other public interests that is serious and imminent. Many cases involving freedom of speech and of the press also have concerned defamation, obscenity, and prior restraint (see Pentagon Papers).

To preserve or not to preserve it?


Sunday, June 20, 2010

Got Boobs? Got Ass? Sexy? Instant Hottie?

I personally don't think Blake Lively is unbelievably horse face. I don't think when Sarah Jessica Parker eventually retires Blake could take her place as the horse of Hollywoodland. 
I personally think Blake Lively is unbelievably horse face. I  think when Sarah Jessica Parker eventually retires Blake could take her place as the horse of Hollywoodland.

No. 1 box office titanic(i don't know why avatar got the no. 1 box office. screw you bluish ugly creature) and i love boobies
So why the obsession with boobs? I remember my first encounter with a pair boobs. I was around 8-10 at the time. I was watching an Indon horror movie tape we found in my uncle’s room. The title was Pontianak Berdarah or something. Me and my cousins found it under his wardrobe while we were in my nenek’s house. So we loaded the tape into his tape machine. The movie started with a wedding scene.

Stupid But It Was Good Effort

 This a video that was made by my brother. Stupid but yet creative. A little more knowledge would help improve the quality. The video which suppose to be a trailer of something of what-the heck-i-don't-bother didn't have any climax but the intro is good. Ignore the the plot just wait for the WANTED like ending.

 How was it. Check on their channel for more funny and stupid video.

Neil Armstrong Is a Muslim Myth

Time to bust this famous myth
Forty years on and the biggest myth of all is not that the moon landing is fake (busted in Mythbusters last year BTW). The biggest myth surrounding the moon landing to me is the Neil Armstrong is a Muslim.

So what's the myth? The story goes a little something like this;

" When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon he started exploring the lunar surface for geological samples. While jumping around in almost zero gravity he found a large trench that seems to go on forever. While inspecting the trench he started hearing someone singing in his earpiece. After a while the singing ceased and he was sure that was just radio

interference coming from earth. Fast forward a few years later while on holiday in Egypt, he was shocked to hear the same song in Cairo. He then tried to find the source of this singing and suddenly realised that the "singing" was actually the Muezzin calling for prayers. He then met the imam and told him about his experience on the moon. The imam told him that the Prophet Muhammad (P.B.U.H) once split the moon in half. Neil converted to Islam then and there. NASA and the USA was furious that the first man on the moon converted to Islam. He was subsequently kicked out of the space programme and revoked of his ambassadorial privileges. This is why he is no longer in the public eye. The US hates Muslims "

This story is quite famous in the 80’s. Back then we don’t have Wikipedia or to verify the story. The story was told to me by a school teacher and naturally I believe everything that he said. I mean, would a teacher lied to me? Seriously! A couple of days ago I stumbled upon this story again through an email. After all this years I totally forgot all about it. With the power of the internet I decided to investigate this Myth just like Jamie and Adam from Mythbusters!

shit photoshop is phail
Your Photoshop skill is WEAK


Saturday, June 19, 2010



Weird Censorships

One of the song that will be played in the morning is Hey Soul Sister by Train. I personally don’t like the song because it’s to vanilla for my taste. But having listen to the song for about 2 weeks now I can’t help but notice the two censored parts of the song. In Malaysia when they censor songs, they either delete the singing track or fuck it up in such a way that it would sound like it’s being played in reverse. Don’t get me? Ok do you remember this one part in Exorcist where Father Karras recorded Reagan’s voice during an exorcism? The censored track on Hey Soul Sister sounded a little bit like that. On a side note I find it funny that when they censored song on radio they only make it sound“satanic” instead of cleaner. I find this quite amusing.

This got me thinking. What on earth did the blokes from Train sang about that is so offensive for radio play? Here is the lyrics as heard on the radio

“I'm so obsessed, my heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a KWOKWOKWOK, you're Madonna”

Now take guess what’s the missing word here? Is it;


The answer is actually E . Yes ladies and gents, the word VIRGIN is now a dirty word according to the chaps who censor board. You can’t make a pop reference to a song recorded by Madonna 20 years ago for it is offensive! This is doubly weird because Like A Virgin was played quite regularly on radio when it was released way back when I was still a virgin! Where is the logic behind this censorship? Can anyone come out with an answer?

Later on they censored the lyric again. This time around they censored the word DRUG from;

“The way you can cut a rug, watching you's the only drug I need”

Fair enough that drug reference is still taboo in Malaysia. So I’ll let this one slide.

The history of song censorship is not exactly recent nor is it consistent. The very first song that I remember being censored is Bohemian Rhapsody. The “Bismallah We will not let you go” part is usally skipped over and you get straight to the kick ass Brian Mayguitar solo. I actually grew up in the 80’s thinking that this is THE actual version of the song! Stupido!

Anyways not all censorship is bad. Sometimes it makes a mediocre song become bad ass.

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Thursday, June 17, 2010

The New Audi D7 Concept Car

Here’s a pretty cool post, stumbled upon it on Fubiz.
The new concept car by Audi.
I love the first three pictures, the neons in the dark and the car line are simply beautiful.

Not too bad still.
What do car lovers and designers think??

Voodo Dick

There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else.

So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, to the old man.

"Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except …" said the old man, and then he stopped.

"Except what?" asked the businessman.

"Nothing, nothing," said the old man.

"C'mon, tell me! I need something!" protested the businessman.

"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick,'" the old man said.

"So what's up with this voodoo dick?" the businessman asked.

The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said, "Big f****g deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"

The old man said, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet."

He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door."

The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said, "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!"

The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more.

The businessman said, "I'll take it!"

The old man resisted and said it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say, "Voodoo dick, my p*ssy."

He left for his trip satisfied things would be fine while he was gone.

After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my p*ssy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Baby 101

You might laugh ( I did too) but some MORONS might actually do the don'ts. Just thought I'd brighten your day a bit. Have a nice day y'all!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Productivity and Quality

  • The amount of output per unit of input (labor, equipment, and capital). There are many different ways of measuring productivity. For example, in a factory productivity might be measured based on the number of hours it takes to produce a good, while in the service sector productivity might be measured based on the revenue generated by an employee divided by his/her salary.
  • Relative measure of the efficiency of a person, machine, factory, system, etc., in converting inputs into useful outputs. Computed by dividing average output per period by the total costs incurred or resources (capital, energy, material, personnel) consumed in that period, productivity is a critical determinant of cost efficiency.

  • General: Measure of excellence or state of being free from defects, deficiencies, and significant variations. The totality of features and characteristics of a product or service that bears its ability to satisfy stated or implied needs.
  •  Manufacturing: Strict and consistent adherence to measurable and verifiable standards to achieve uniformity of output that satisfies specific customer or user requirements.
  • Objective: Measurable and verifiable aspect of a thing or phenomenon, expressed in numbers or quantities, such as lightness or heaviness, thickness or thinness, softness or hardness.
  • Subjective: Attribute, characteristic, or property of a thing or phenomenon that can be observed and interpreted, and may be approximated (quantified) but cannot be measured, such as beauty, feel, flavor, taste.

 People often compare quantity with quality but I prefer to compare quality with the core of quantity which is productivity. Quantity come after productivity, so it is best for us to compare productivity with quality. It is undeniable to say that quality is important to everyone. People expect a very quality life and a lots more quality in their life. But to find quality in life is just another concept of needs and wants that I will explain later.

Quality can be achieve through productivity if  the production can ensure the product being produce achieve a certain level that fulfill the requirement that have been set. It is often said that things which is produced in large number are low quality product. That have been the reason why people often compare quantity with quality. Another wrong concept that people always set in their mind is that they should always seek quality more than quantity. I beg to differ that statement. Everything in life should always be flexible at all times to ensure survival of the fittest. Same goes here,quality and quantity depends on the situation.


    Creativity of Stupidity

    What a desperate move have  been made by Microsoft by asking the Chinese (Malaysian) to make a short film entitled Ronnie Got Lucky to promote their Internet Explorer 8. The short film which available at was directed by Liew Seng Tat. Although the short film is kind of interactive but more or less it just another movie embedded with nauseous stupid jokes. One of their expertise I believe. I salute them for being creative in making and producing stupid jokes. The same joke just like Stephen Chow , Jackie Chan, Eric Tsang always make. But in the new world order creativity in stupidity has become worsen. Youtube for instance have been a medium for lots of desperate and creative in stupidity people to express themselves a lot more.

    For me stupidity and humour is always separated by their classes. I strongly disagree agree with the common definition of humour. It is stated that humour is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement.  If we laugh it does not mean that we are being entertain with humour. Sometimes we always laugh due to stupidity. Sometimes we laugh because there is something tickling us. Sometimes we laugh because Microsoft is so desperate to market their products. Humour has become a very subjective word to define. A new definition should be make immediately! 

    The funniest part of all this is how a multinational that consist a lot of genius as their staff would decide to take on this move in the name of profit. They should maintain their standard and keep it at the highest level to ensure the consumer believe in them. Not by showing their desperation.

    Monday, June 14, 2010

    Forgive and Forget

    Forgive and Forget
    Forgive and Forget
    Forgive and Forget

    Bear it in our mind

    Friday, June 11, 2010


    Why does it feel like night today?
    Something in here's not right today.
    Why am I so uptight today?
    Paranoia's all I got left
    I don't know what stressed me first
    Or how the pressure was fed
    But I know just what it feels like
    To have a voice in the back of my head
    Like a face that I hold inside
    A face that awakes when I close my eyes
    A face watches every time I lie
    A face that laughs every time I fall
    (And watches everything)

    So I know that when it's time to sink or swim
    That the face inside is hearing me
    Right beneath my skin

    It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
    It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
    It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
    It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

    I know I've got a face in me
    Points out all my mistakes to me
    You've got a face on the inside too and
    Your paranoia's probably worse
    I don't know what set me off first
    But I know what I can't stand
    Everybody acts like the fact of the matter is
    I can't add up to what you can but

    Everybody has a face that they hold inside
    A face that awakes when I close my eyes
    A face watches every time they lie
    A face that laughs every time they fall
    (And watches everything)

    So you know that when it's time to sink or swim
    That the face inside is watching you too
    Right inside your skin

    It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
    It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
    It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
    It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

    The face inside is right beneath your skin
    The sun goes down
    I feel the light betray me

    It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
    It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
    It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
    It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

    It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
    It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
    It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
    It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

    Thursday, June 10, 2010

    Shit Happens

    1. Phrase used as a simple existential observation that life is full of imperfections.
    2. To show bad things happen to people for no particular reason.

    Humans have a rocky relationship with randomness. On the one hand, we declare that "shit happens"--an acknowledgment that bad things sometimes occur for no particular reason. But more often than not, our minds resist randomness, searching for meaning even where none exists. One of the basic human characteristics is to try to search for meaning, We use whatever means are available to us to explain randomly occurring events. That's why we often interpret chance happenings as signs from God, or credit our "lucky socks" for a successful night of poker. Or we say a player is on a hot streak if he scores a dozen baskets in a row, when in fact a run of success (or a run of failure) may be due simply to chance. But everything happens for a reason. I simply believe in that.

    Why are we so bad at detecting randomness?

      Monday, June 7, 2010


      1. A person given to hypocrisy.
      2. A person who pretends to be what he is not.
      3. A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives.
      Everyone have hypocrisy in themselves! I strongly believe that statement. That what a normal person would do in order to survive this life. Hypocrisy make you LIE to all the people around you.It sucks! But how you justifying your lies is what matter. Either it's for greater good of everyone or just another act of selfishness. Let's look at this situation, a girl who failed in exam and crying over it. Then came  her classmate who also failed in the same exam. He calm her and motivate her, "you should study harder" "you can succeed if u go to your classes" "you can give it another shot" "you are smart" "you can do it" and bla, bla, bla. The truth is, her classmate lied to her. This is just another form of hypocrisy, he don't do all the things he said to her. He just giving some bullshit for the girl to stop crying. He gave her false hope. This is what people called motivating. By LYING! But there is good intentions for the LIE to be happening. This is what lots of motivator nowadays do to earn millions of profit. Spread lies and earn millions because people hate truth. People just want to hear the music to their ears.    

      Truth hurt doesn't it.