Let me continue with this series of Awkward Moment. This time I'm not the person who live in the awkward situation. This is a story of my best friend who has undergo a very awkward moment toward his girlfriend and his friends. In the name of Friends Official Secret Act, I'm just going to name him as Mike. So, what kind of awkward situation have Mike been into?
It started when Mike went to a club and partying with his bunch of friends together with his new girlfriend. Club as you all know is a place to socialise and to score chicks. Mike was the only guy who bring girlfriend to the club among his friends. So he was excluded from socialising with other chicks. To keep it short, they're drunk, full of adrenalin and obviously horny. Apparently, nobody score any chick and they headed back to their apartment. Mike was hoping to get laid that night. So by bringing his new girlfriend home would be a nice way to realise his dream. By the way, this is so not gang raping rempit-like. This is all about satisfying each other needs.
So bla bla bla and bla bla bla. After foreplay and everything, they were experiencing sexual activities. But Mike girlfriend unfortunately make him became uncomfortable. She was making a very loud noise that should not be heard by any others. The pleasant-sound-to-men-ears that suppose to be heard within 2 metres radius have become a noise that can be heard within 15 metres radius. The sounds that could mistakenly assume as from somebody being abuse or torture. Furthermore, could you imagine the sounds is being made from an apartment.
Mike is a damn shy person. So he keep reminding his girlfriend to not obviously telling people that they were having sex. He didn't want his friend to tease him the next day. But his girlfriend was a really stubborn or maybe she can't handle what Mike have. Enough is enough for Mike. So Mike just stopped and gave his girlfriend a piece of his mind as a last warning. She then yelled back at Mike.
Even mute people become noisy during sex you dumbfuck!
Eventually, it all ended there. Mike didn't get the chance to satisfy himself and curiously want to know how the hell would his girlfriend know mute would become noisy during sexual intercourse. Mike sat at one corner while the girlfriend which later become his ex-girlfriend sat at another corner till morning. He sent the girl home afterward. When his friends woke up, he try to hide in his bedroom but Mike got a standing ovation and a very big applause from his friends in the morning. They congratulated him. For his friend, the louder the girl groan, the more skillful you are. Mike who still in depressed and shy then asked his friends,
If mute people how come ah?