For people who have Facebook account I bet you guys read lots of nauseous, queasiness, annoying and irritating status from all your friends each and everytime you logged in. And I know even your bestfriend do that. Yeah it is true that freedom of speech should be uphold and it is applied in Facebook. But nowadays it seems that everyone is abusing and mistreating their rights to say.
There is philosopher, attention searcher, spoil brat, location updater, lyricist, politician wannabe n so much more. Everybody wanna be annoying. Even I sometimes did not realise that I have been kinda annoying. Guess annoyance is trending now. So today in the name of annoyance I would like to share the list of annoying Facebook status that I have encountered. For me annoyance is so subjective. I wonder if there is any freedom of not-to-know. I think it is listed under freedom of rights. By the way, unfriend button is created for a reason. Just in case you forgot.
There is philosopher, attention searcher, spoil brat, location updater, lyricist, politician wannabe n so much more. Everybody wanna be annoying. Even I sometimes did not realise that I have been kinda annoying. Guess annoyance is trending now. So today in the name of annoyance I would like to share the list of annoying Facebook status that I have encountered. For me annoyance is so subjective. I wonder if there is any freedom of not-to-know. I think it is listed under freedom of rights. By the way, unfriend button is created for a reason. Just in case you forgot.
"Kenapa la aku dilahirkan hensem lagi bergaya. Susah nak layan awek-awek selalu ajak dating ni. RIMAS!" (THE ANNOYING BASTERD)
"Mama, nak Blackberry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (THE GO GETTER)
"Chillin at Pavilion with Bedah and Senah." (THE LOCATION UPDATER)
"Moto gua laju, jom main sekilo." (THE REMPIT)
"lolololololololololol" (THE SUDDEN LOLER)
"Life is for people that are tough, cause life is tough and only tough people can live this life." (THE PHILOSOPHER)
"Babi! Pantat! Lancau! Nate! Sunni! Kunji! Pundek! Chu! Amput! Sohai!"
(THE 1Malaysia CURSE)
"Siapa takde kelas esok? Siapa? Siapa? Aku ada satu je" (THE QUESTIONER)
"Arggghhhh!!!" (THE ONE WORD MISTER)
"Sakitnya hati kena dump dengan jantan sial tu.Sumpah tak nak couple lagi"
(THE BOYFRIEND SEARCHER)
"Hari ini kau datang riang
Tersenyum buatku senang
Kau hias dirimu
Membuat hati bertambah sayang"
(THE LYRICIST)
"............................." (THE DOT MASTER)
"Liverpool will win this year! YNWA" (THE FICTION BELIEVER)
"Ada sesiapa tahu mana nak cari perempuan melayu terakhir?"
(THE KNOWLEDGE SEEKER)
"Just got home from shopping. Zara, Gap, Topshop, Guess, all invaded!"
(THE SHOPAHOLIC BRAG)
THE WINNER IS
"Menci uh bila owg kap itew uat aket aty, ase nak umbuk jew. ta uke"
(THE PELAT SPELLER)
(THE PELAT SPELLER)
# It is called status for a reason.
raar
82 comments:
hahahaha..
lawak la..
macam2 status kan..
tp yg pelat tu mmg payah sikit la..
nk kene take time bg faham betul2..
adoi..
hahahahahhahahahahaa...
kanda ini pecah perut!
bongek je rasenyer...
sengal apekah....
hadoiiii...
am i'm include in the list..?
xkan? xkan? wakakakakakaka
@Tyra Nylea
everyone is included
@F.A.R
i guess u been there
hahahaha. . .
yea, d pelat one sure is a tough one to read, even understand. =.="
tepaksa mengeja tahu nk baca status pelat speller- grrrr
yeah. true. the winner is the pelat speller. such an eyesore.
I've been there. Done that.
Now, I rather post nothing on my wall..
Frigging corny
just ask them to have twitter acc , :D
aku suka yang last tu
yang cakap pelat tu
ekekekekkekek
Vote Hans Bernombor 10 Diruangan Komen
:) sound so familiar....
i like the pelat one! hahahaahha!
Yup! memg meng "annoying" kn.... eh you lupa la..lg 1... "berdoa melalui fb" derh~ ;)
@Wuucin Kimora
lol
nice one la bro..
tp yg fiction believer, agak kurang ajar di situ..
@burhan al-hilmi
YNWA indeed it is true cause u'll always have your too optimist supporters
just like u bro
lol
ahhhhhh...u too jealous man..
btw,liverpool still d most successful english club at europe..
-YNWA-
LOL~! So disgusting when seeing hyper-creepy status on fesbuk!
I'm feel lucky coz not fesbuk's addicted..
Damn so much!
macam2 da...
kadang2 bahsa sop x paham langsung..
haha..yesterday, i just press the spacebar and hit enter..it didn't work! haha
gua kategori pendakwah bebas facebook. haha
omeygi,the winner is superb..kakakkaka
if the winner is a girl it is acceptable lah jugak,but if it is a boy,fuck shit..hahaha
@woot-woot
hear hear!
Haha this is cool dude (: At least this make my day. haha funny tho (: *thumbs up! (:
hahahaha~ nice en3 ! xD
hahaha..terbaiklah entry nie.. lawak2.. mmg mcam2 status kt fb.. hadui...^_^
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yg pelat tu mmg rase nak tlg putaq je lidah die bg ckp betul..hak3
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aduhhh...mcm2.....mcm xmatang je....hehehe
roflmao!
menarik entri ko erk,,
hehehehehe..
the last one really win it :D
hahaha.... yang winner tu paling cacing suke... sangat annoying!!! hahahha
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Woooooo Status FB yang paling mantoppppp..... meletoppppp
facebook bagaikan astro "macam-macam ada" =P
hahahah...~~!
mcm la zaman skg ni..;;;;DD
Ape kes liverFool AKAN menang tahun nih...?
warna warni FB...!sape yg pelangikan?KITA!
Benci sgt dengan yg suka taip pelat-pelat ngalahkan anak sedare aku je.
bajet comel tapi yg aku nampak cacat
aku rs the most annoying thing is when u update ur status n then u urself 'liking' that status..
it's like WTF!
@Al-Mamak Kutty hahaha.. i nk 'like' komen u ni. ggg
The conclusion is, we can never satisfy everyone. After all, these are the kinds of people who made Facebook alive and Mark Zuckerberg richer and richer!
LULZ
the pelat speller is indeed the winner! lol
kalau dpt frens camni mmg aku kick from the list jer..sakit mata n sakit hati nak baca. yg lain2 tu masih bleh dimaafkan
yg tak tahan status bebudak star lah, perlu ke??wahah
eh status aku pun lebey kurang je
uh2..lawak uh..
tapi benci yang suka tulis status pelat2 tu.hehehe
adoi na...
ni entry 3malam perah otak
hahahaha
coment ajah,,
walaupun bhsa melayu q payah,,
jd agk ga ngerti....
hehehehehehe
tapi kaunyer FB lagi tak tahan, tiba2 jadik anak raja..haha
fuuhhh!! aku mmg x suke baca status/komen kat fb yg tulis pelat2 ni...kat buat short tu x kisah lagi...
short = boleh baca...
short + pelat = x boleh baca(tension)
d bes pnya..
follow u=)
"Menci uh bila owg kap itew uat aket aty, ase nak umbuk jew. ta uke"
ini bahasa cacat. sangat cacat!
pandai nye komen org len
ko punye bahasa tu mcm bdk x sekolah x sedar diri..
ko sdr pun gne all those word kt ats tu...
mengaku jela pondan tua..
ahahahahhahahha... suke yg the pelat speller.. annoying giler babai..
cth: u chat x???
chat= sihat... aloooo.. ngade2 nye.. tulis sihat sudahhh.. ni nak gantikan huruf s dgn c...
first time leave comment kat sini
niway..saya pun xsuke annoying punya status.. kadang nyampah pun ada..
mcm2 pattern,,
Yang last pelat tue memang terbaik,,pelik diorang boleh tulis pelat mcm tue,,
sampaikan satu hari uncle saya suruh translate ade sorang ni balas komen dgn dye guna spelling2 pelat nie,,tulis lah elok2,,senang org nak bace,,huhu
gua nk share kat pesbukk okehh??
thanks~ ;p
*okehh kali ni cam annoying gak la status gua sbb share link???
LOL
hahahah!!! pecah perut!!! nk minta untuk copy bole??? sangat berguna untuk diberi baca pada kawan2 yg suke update status....boleh yer???? tq!!
minta izin share kat facebook
:)
tapi serius kelakar sebab status2 saya pun tersenarai...
best apa ada komen2 macam ni,meriah , tapi sayang tak ada button 'dont like', status macam2 ni selalunya akan mengundang 'dont like' bertalu2 hehhe
lawaknya.. tapi aku mg aku anti dgn org yg taip pelat2 tu.. eeee.... aaa minta kopipes yep... macihhhh
hye eszol,,
mintak izin copy & paste erk,,,rase mcm menarik,,,
cool entry dowh..can't stop laughing reading it..
paling best the last one..hahaha....
u forgot the broken english master! -the sudden loler-
status- "nak g smayang jumaat ,bai semua"
[the tempah syurga]
sentap =.="
well said!harharhar
it's reality ^^
itew pong ta sukew! hahaahahaha *gelak guling2*
Wahaha... Terasa jugak ni...
Tang bab lirik lagu tu sebab memang selalu letak status camtu... ahakk...
Pastu letak status pasal drama kat tv... kehkehkeh...
But hate the peylats one... haha...
x
peylat
awww aku sukeeww yg pelaat bwh tuee lerw.
adeh ta reti na tiru. hahaha!!!tu ta masuk yg akan update selang sejam ta pon seploh minit. :D
agree....the last one is the MOST ANNOYING STAT!!!!.....
btw, i'm the philosopher type.....LOL
hahahaha terasa u(: haha btw awesome facts!!! tp yg pelat uh totally ANNOYING!! seriously nice one(:
hahaha. last sekali paling annoying. si pelat yang tade gigi. watder!
"Menci uh bila owg kap itew uat aket aty, ase nak umbuk jew. ta uke"
kalau dia cakap begitu depan aku, dia tak habis cakap lagi aku dah lempang...hahahaha!!!
facebook tmpat org pelik2 brkumpul haha
Cool thanks for the advice I’ll check it out!
Thanks for sharing that. It was fun reading it. :-)
That was a VERY interesting one! Seriously interesting.
That was a VERY interesting one! Seriously interesting.
Thank you, that was just an awesome post!!!.....
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