Monday, December 6, 2010

Awkward Moment: Nature's Call

A very constipate morning to each and everyone of you loyal readers. Heh, as if I have a really real reader (3R) and follower who read on this blog. To who might be the 3R of this blog, hope you guys don't have any constipation today. Mine was a little bit fluid with extra fart. Nope it's not diarrhea because I'm suffering from IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME (IBS) which make any kind of stool that come out from my anus are pretty unpredictable. So today I want to share my experience that related to shit,poo,defecating or anything you would like to describe the process of excretion of wasted materials from your anus.

Have you ever crashed at somebody place and suddenly you feel like excreting from your anus so badly? I bet you have. It's nature's call so it's nature for you to go to the toilet and answer the call there. Since you are using toilet in someone's house, I believe you'll behave and have a manner that are opposite to the manner you have when you are in public toilet or your own. You'll flush, you'll try to reduce the smell of your brownies, and to some extend you'll just pour the shower foam in the bowl to counter with the unpleasant smell. But,have you ever encounter the problem of unflushable poo?

Fuuuuuuu....what should I do? This is shiaaattttt!

Yes, there is shit in the bowl. The shit that just won't swim freely in swirl of the water from the tank, the shit that now haunting you with enormous embarrassment and would make you a hot topic to gossip about for at least one week long. Unflushable poo can cause you severe headache and anxiety due to the condition that you are using none of your own toilet. To make it worst, there's someone outside waiting for you to get you stink arse out of the there.

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My experience was pretty bad, I was at my best friend's house and because of my IBS problem, I spent for about 15 minutes just to defecate. Plus another 20 minutes to make the shit sink. That is very long time for an average size male to be in a toilet for non-masturbating purposes. I kept flushing and flushing more than 5 times. Waiting for the  tank to get full was a very shitty phase. At that time my friend's parents was outside and I bet they heard the sound of me flushing repeatedly. To make my headache worse, my friend keep on knocking the toilet's door asking me whether I'm answering nature's call or masturbating. I felt so embarrassed at that time. I thought I was at a dead-end but due to competitive spirit that I have, I just won't give up to that horribly-looking-brownies. 

So suddenly I figured out a way. I took a pail full of water and I tossed all the water inside the bowl in a fast manner. I stared focusly at the bowl. Later, the brownies gone. At last, I won. Thanks to my experience of using old fashioned toilet that built without any water tank which needed you to squat and bring your own pail of water before going to the toilet. Experience really a good teacher. So, I won! no unpleasant smell, flushed bowl. Just a little tease from my friend's mother. So guys,any experience you want to share? Lets spam the comment box! I would love to know your story and how you overcome your problem.


# Unflushable poo can give you a quiet big embarrassment in public too. I have saw a guy who used a toilet get scolded for not flushing. Thrice.


raar


18 comments:

Tyra Nylea said...

hahahahahahhahaha
eszol ini sengal dan sgt kelakar!!!!

IMANSHAH said...

ish2, toilet koboi STAR terbaik!!

eszol said...

@IMANSHAH
cikgu,koboi yg kne buang mcm sy tu ke?

saiazuan said...

penat aq translate satu2.. hahaha :D

http://eleventx.blogspot.com/2010/12/after-tea-with-robot-apa-sudah-jadi.html

AesyaZealous said...

haha really funny.. take 20 minutes to get off the brownies?? funny2

Peminat Katie Holmes said...

tak suka orang pengotor.
lagi-lagi yang tak pandai guna flush.
scold them!

faizura rahman said...

haha..pretty funny entry!
but yup, i just encountered dis prob..ITS NOT MY POO, im just da 2nd toilet user after the so-called-beautiful minah in my college! ciss! muka chantek, but didn't check da toilet bowl b4 passing it to me!! yuks!!

eszol said...

@faizura rahman
been there,done that

Sca Ndx said...

public toilet byk cmtu.hehe

Dark Half said...

experienced it before.tension gler! esp when someone's waiting outside and u're still struggling to zap those brownies...haha

p/s:thanks for the komen.agree wit ur CH tagline btw ;)

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eszol said...

@Dark Half
;P

princeduyong said...

waaa...hasil pembuangan yang mantap... hehe

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amoi rojak said...

I hate to berak at public toilet.

this is once I berak at library toilet because kenot tahan oredi.

haizz. is hard. really hard for me to get used with public toilet.

Damn.

Anonymous said...

Il semble que vous soyez un expert dans ce domaine, vos remarques sont tres interessantes, merci.

- Daniel

Valossa Vicious said...

My female friends had this crazy girl in their house. She wouldn't clean her shit, each friggin time and of course its their job to flush em-- and they've gone so far to tell me the color of that shit, it was black as hell. Probably mental problem. LOL

raar