Sunday, June 5, 2011

How To Cheat Your Way Into Heaven

Lately people have no shame to share their dirty secrets to the public and are so proud of their wrongdoings. As a normal and curious human being, I finally solve why this kind of habit keeps spreading rapidly throughout the community. This is because they wanted to get into heaven using a new alternative. Alternative that I believe will lead many more into heaven. So, this is how to cheat your way into heaven. But in case you are still afraid of dying and end up in hell, this is how to cheat death.

1. Create a blog.
2. Put your picture as the wallpaper of the blog and put your faces on the sidebar. 
3. Acknowledge yourself as a muslim. 
4. Make an entry and confess that you practice free sex and have perform adultery.
5. Promote your blog on the internet.
6. Thousands of people will read your entry and pray for your sins to be forgiven.
7. Profit!

Disclaimer: Will not work if you did not put your real name in the blog and please make sure you are still a minor.


raar


58 comments:

Raihana Izzati said...

pertamaxx!!

Raihana Izzati said...

ah aku dah glamor rihanna umbrella.

tak perlu semua kejadah ni.





nak sain?

Amiey White said...

cissss...dia terawal

btw setuju :D

Sca Ndx said...

dapat masuk
metro harian.

ramai lagi akan doakan kamu.

dan ia akan berantai.

James Alexander said...

betul !!!

Polis Karma said...

ini cheat utk minor, cheat utk full grown adult ade x?

sape x mau masok syorga ma.. sume org mau hehe..

Lucifer said...

tujuh

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lapan

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sembilan

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sepuluh

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sebelas

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duabelas

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tigabelas

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atid dan raqib kena beli pemadam dan pensil baru.,

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lapan belas

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sembilan belas

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dua puluh

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tiga puluh satu

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tiga puluh sembilan

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Raihana Izzati said...

melampau Lucifer.

aku dah jatuh jadi commentator bawah-.-

Sab Buenoo said...

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Amy Wong said...

jimbit luc. ak pun dah jatuh commentator.

takpe2, next entry aku jadi yg pertama.

Amy Wong said...

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Raihana Izzati said...

amy wong kira tak btol.keh3

ah.ni semua stok nak glamor lettew.

ah benci btol ai golongan picisan ni <-- muka berlagak

~* chirpy_chummy *~ said...

org2 atas ni...



pandai..




mengira.




ko xmo try dl ke dik? mempraktikkan bnd nih?

Raihana Izzati said...

ah tak perlu ni semua.

ai dah glamor rihanna.





buang masa tinggal comment. ai busy okbai.

Akim Iqbal said...

nama kena hebat.. kalau setakat senah binti ramli.. cettt..

Akim Iqbal said...

1000

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5555

Chuck said...

Abam boleh ajar saya buat belog tak? Keh keh keh.

Abang Zam said...

yeay..dah buat..thangs

syukew

burhan al-hilmi said...

haha..nice one bro..
sebenarnya tambah satu lagi..lagi ramai orang kutuk sumpah seranah, free pahala dapat..again, profit!

Republic Aku said...

nice...

ghost writer said...

sangat mudah...

sekarang aku mau plak cara bagaimana mau mengelak ke neraka.

:create a blog..
:ceritakan tentang ibadahku.

PK said...

peehhh!! bijak...bijak..gua pun mau cuba lepas ni..

*lucifer sampai cni menyepam..

Hansyitake said...

masyuk betul adik tuu....

=,=''

Dark Half said...

yeah! cool tips. apsal kau tak praktikkan?

mari berjimbit bersama haji kamal

raar