Lately people have no shame to share their dirty secrets to the public and are so proud of their wrongdoings. As a normal and curious human being, I finally solve why this kind of habit keeps spreading rapidly throughout the community. This is because they wanted to get into heaven using a new alternative. Alternative that I believe will lead many more into heaven. So, this is how to cheat your way into heaven. But in case you are still afraid of dying and end up in hell, this is how to cheat death.
1. Create a blog.
2. Put your picture as the wallpaper of the blog and put your faces on the sidebar.
3. Acknowledge yourself as a muslim.
4. Make an entry and confess that you practice free sex and have perform adultery.
5. Promote your blog on the internet.
6. Thousands of people will read your entry and pray for your sins to be forgiven.
7. Profit!
Disclaimer: Will not work if you did not put your real name in the blog and please make sure you are still a minor.
raar
52 comments:
pertamaxx!!
ah aku dah glamor rihanna umbrella.
tak perlu semua kejadah ni.
nak sain?
cissss...dia terawal
btw setuju :D
dapat masuk
metro harian.
ramai lagi akan doakan kamu.
dan ia akan berantai.
betul !!!
ini cheat utk minor, cheat utk full grown adult ade x?
sape x mau masok syorga ma.. sume org mau hehe..
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tiga puluh satu
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tiga puluh sembilan
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melampau Lucifer.
aku dah jatuh jadi commentator bawah-.-
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jimbit luc. ak pun dah jatuh commentator.
takpe2, next entry aku jadi yg pertama.
amy wong kira tak btol.keh3
ah.ni semua stok nak glamor lettew.
ah benci btol ai golongan picisan ni <-- muka berlagak
org2 atas ni...
pandai..
mengira.
ko xmo try dl ke dik? mempraktikkan bnd nih?
ah tak perlu ni semua.
ai dah glamor rihanna.
buang masa tinggal comment. ai busy okbai.
nama kena hebat.. kalau setakat senah binti ramli.. cettt..
5555
Abam boleh ajar saya buat belog tak? Keh keh keh.
yeay..dah buat..thangs
syukew
haha..nice one bro..
sebenarnya tambah satu lagi..lagi ramai orang kutuk sumpah seranah, free pahala dapat..again, profit!
sangat mudah...
sekarang aku mau plak cara bagaimana mau mengelak ke neraka.
:create a blog..
:ceritakan tentang ibadahku.
peehhh!! bijak...bijak..gua pun mau cuba lepas ni..
*lucifer sampai cni menyepam..
masyuk betul adik tuu....
=,=''
yeah! cool tips. apsal kau tak praktikkan?
mari berjimbit bersama haji kamal
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