Lawyer in Action

  God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all. Satan heard this, laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?"  This is the conversation between them.

 

G: Why did I make snakes just before lawyers?

D: To practice.

G: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 12?

S: Your Honor.

G: What?s the difference between a lawyer and a cat?

D: The lawyer charges more. 

G: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

S: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.

G: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

S: Senator

G: Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called "Divorced Barbie"?

D: It comes with half of Ken's things and alimony.

G: What's the definition of mixed emotions?

D: Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.

G: What?s the difference between lawyers and accountants?

S: At least accountants know they're boring.

G: How to get the lawyer get on the tv?

D: Let him sit on it.

 Now we know that the devil if collaborated with Satan is smarter and funnier than the God.